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Offline SD67

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Wishing to extend a greeting..
« on: December 21, 2011, 04:49:15 AM »
But did not want to run foul of any political or religious moderation so...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

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Offline deSelys

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 04:54:26 AM »
 :rofl  :aok
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 05:08:18 AM »
I take offence to the term "Holiday" which is, of course, a version of the root "Holy Day", and therefore another opressive wedge into the secular culture, in which, God intended us to live.

A better term would be "observance" ;)

edit> come to think of it, 'observance' may have a secondary meaning objectionable to the sight impaired.
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 06:02:19 AM »
 :rofl

Nice one, SD!
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 06:11:23 AM »
How dare you, sir. This type of behavior shan't be tolerated.
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 06:30:25 AM »
Never really thought about it, but I bet the runners on that sleigh leave one hell of a set of ruts in a hot tar roof.....

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 07:53:16 AM »
Never really thought about it, but I bet the runners on that sleigh leave one hell of a set of ruts in a hot tar roof.....

Bob

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 08:19:03 AM »
But did not want to run foul of any political or religious moderation so...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. <-- Fixed

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards ( without prejudice ),

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 07:24:50 PM »

I'm offended by the implication of Australia being better than other countries.

well it is.
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 07:27:55 PM »

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 07:30:49 PM »
only a moron would use Dolby positioning in a game.
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 07:52:25 PM »
You are ignoring this users posts
What did he say?
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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 07:53:28 PM »
But did not want to run foul of any political or religious moderation so...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. (You also agree to listen constantly to and actively promote Justin Bieber's music for as long as these terms as required by Bieb, Inc. are in effect)

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee . (by choosing to accept these terms, a trojan horse will be placed on you system to swipe your credit card information, social security number, and personal identity)
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. (2 GB of incriminating files will be dumped onto your system featuring thousands of pictures of a certain nature that will be difficult to explain to the authorities)

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

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AhHA! Didn't think I'd read the fine print, did you? You can take you're so-called PC Holiday greeting and SHOVE IT!

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Re: Wishing to extend a greeting..
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 11:38:15 PM »
dot
i think this dude is just making his post count climb...
only a moron would use Dolby positioning in a game.
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