Author Topic: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?  (Read 4619 times)

Offline MK-84

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2012, 07:33:27 PM »
It is when you are bellowing that cadence at o' dark-thirty with 70-some pairs of boots singing it with you.

Guess it's a location joke, as in you had to be there.

I'm sure USRanger gets the humor.

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Oh, well you never mentioned that part :rofl

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2012, 01:02:45 PM »
You can tell a girl's real gender first time you meet.


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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2012, 01:10:21 PM »
grabbing the wrong joystick at times   :O
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2012, 01:30:30 PM »
grabbing the wrong joystick at times   :O


Particularly when flying with a wingman...  :noid
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2012, 02:01:08 PM »
winters up north would be a real biotch  :noid.
You started this thread and it was obviously about your want and desire in spite of your use of 'we' and Google.

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2012, 07:23:47 PM »
winters up north would be a real biotch  :noid.

Well this is more of an indoor activity here up north, like inside a house, a church, a school...etc.

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2012, 07:30:20 PM »
would be a bad idea if you were in church and saw a young woman passing by.  instant hell ticket  :uhoh.


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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2012, 08:00:17 PM »
would be a bad idea if you were in church and saw a young woman passing by.  instant hell ticket  :uhoh.


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Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2012, 08:19:47 PM »
Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok

MK you soooooo just bought yourself another acre in hell!!!!

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2012, 09:17:12 PM »
You can tell a girl's real gender first time you meet.


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You're on a roll in this thread :rofl :rofl :rofl


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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2012, 10:08:51 PM »
Everyone knows you're invisible when you're nekkid. :rolleyes:


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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #86 on: January 15, 2012, 02:17:22 AM »
Everyone knows you're invisible when you're nekkid. :rolleyes:


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I was waiting for someone to post this LOL



Why can't we just run around naked and eat each other?
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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2012, 03:52:35 AM »
:noid :noid Bathroom breaks take half the time! :aok :O :cheers:

I can let a wet fart go and not soil my underwear!

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #88 on: January 15, 2012, 05:02:50 AM »
I can let a wet fart go and not soil my underwear!

But you will soil the chair...that will linger....forever

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Re: Can you think of the advantages of being Naked?
« Reply #89 on: January 15, 2012, 02:14:02 PM »
Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok


Thought of another advantage of being naked, the woman will be so shocked at seeing you naked, that she won't remember to slap you for your 'attentions'.
You started this thread and it was obviously about your want and desire in spite of your use of 'we' and Google.

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