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Offline mthrockmor

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Re: Texas
« Reply #75 on: January 16, 2012, 01:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Ack-Ack on January 12, 2012, 08:39:41 PM
I'm surprised all you Texans know how to turn on a computer, let alone tie your own shoes.   :devil

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Re: Texas
« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2012, 01:09:53 PM »
Hmm we have to go by what we saw after Katrina. Those from Lousianna that were not spending their handouts on the local strippers or pissin' drunk at the Dome were on the road. Scary stuff.

I know most are not like those that were dumped over here. The ones that stayed and started doing all the work for cleanup were the cream of the crop.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2012, 01:43:03 PM »
Quote from: LCCajun on January 15, 2012, 07:02:51 PM
That would be Louisiana. Trust me in my line of work I pull more Tx drivers over then anybody else. Good forbid they actually look at the traffic signs and follow them. That's not to say that LA drivers are good, but from my experience I pull more TX drivers over then I do any other state


Texans aren't obligated to follow the laws of lesser states. 

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Re: Texas
« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2012, 06:02:03 PM »
I've noticed that we Texans display our flag more than any other state. I've been to 9 other states and VERY RARELY did I ever see the state flag being flown. Here in Texas everywhere you look there's a state flag flying!

I also believe we are the only state that can fly our state flag at the same height as the American flag.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2012, 06:17:15 PM »
Quote from: chaser on January 16, 2012, 06:02:03 PM
I've noticed that we Texans display our flag more than any other state. I've been to 9 other states and VERY RARELY did I ever see the state flag being flown. Here in Texas everywhere you look there's a state flag flying!

I also believe we are the only state that can fly our state flag at the same height as the American flag.

Chaser you are correct, and the only state that was its own country before joining the US.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2012, 07:55:12 PM »
you mean besides hawaii right?
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Re: Texas
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2012, 08:06:15 PM »
Quote from: tmetal on January 16, 2012, 07:55:12 PM
you mean besides hawaii right?


Actually there were four, California, Vermont, Hawaii and Texas.  Hawaii and Texas were the only two recognized internationally.  Hawaii was overthrown whereas Teaxs was not, so in the end, Texas was the only one that was a country when it elected to become a part of the United States.

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Re: Texas
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
Quote from: bmwgs on January 16, 2012, 08:06:15 PM
Actually there were four, California, Vermont, Hawaii and Texas.  Hawaii and Texas were the only two recognized internationally.  Hawaii was overthrown whereas Teaxs was not, so in the end, Texas was the only one that was a country when it elected to become a part of the United States.

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Texans be regretting that now I reckon.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2012, 09:32:29 PM »
Quote from: phatzo on January 16, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
Texans be regretting that now I reckon.

That's what some there say, until they come crawling to get their fed aid for their fires and what not...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/09/perry-asks-for-federal-funds-to-fight-wildfires-after-slashing-state-fire-budget/
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Re: Texas
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2012, 09:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Ardy123 on January 16, 2012, 09:32:29 PM
That's what some there say, until they come crawling to get their fed aid for their fires and what not...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/09/perry-asks-for-federal-funds-to-fight-wildfires-after-slashing-state-fire-budget/
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If the burnt areas were a chocolate city, I'm sure a governor would not have to ask, and Kanye wouldn't cry about anything.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2012, 11:27:43 PM »
Quote from: TheAssi on January 16, 2012, 09:56:18 PM
If the burnt areas were a chocolate city, I'm sure a governor would not have to ask, and Kanye wouldn't cry about anything.

No doubt.  At least an assload of bunnies were incinerated.  


And, by the way, several Texans died in those fires, so take your <insert anything not changed by stupid automod but has the same meaning as what I want to say here> somewhere else.  Dear Leader wouldn't have anything to do with helping a state that didn't overwhelmingly vote for Him.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2012, 11:38:47 PM »
Quote from: TheAssi on January 16, 2012, 09:56:18 PM
If the burnt areas were a chocolate city, I'm sure a governor would not have to ask, and Kanye wouldn't cry about anything.
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Re: Texas
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2012, 11:45:38 PM »
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Re: Texas
« Reply #88 on: January 16, 2012, 11:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Ardy123 on January 16, 2012, 09:32:29 PM
That's what some there say, until they come crawling to get their fed aid for their fires and what not...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/09/perry-asks-for-federal-funds-to-fight-wildfires-after-slashing-state-fire-budget/
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1400 houses burned down including some of my friends homes. Take your snyde comment and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. (I'm positive it wouldn't be the first time you shoved something up there)
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Re: Texas
« Reply #89 on: January 16, 2012, 11:49:03 PM »
See Rule #4
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Quote from: Stang on August 22, 2011, 10:18:56 AM
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.
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