don't even start

[bagrat]

don't look at me, got kicked in the face first time I hit on a girl. Wish I could tell you what not to say, but the concussion...funny thing is I do recall others telling me "just go for it, whats the worst that could happen"  

oh oh, make sure when approaching a girl she in not standing a much higher elevated surface.  yeah

[Dichotomy]

don't look at me, got kicked in the face first time I hit on a girl. Wish I could tell you what not to say, but the concussion...funny thing is I do recall others telling me "just go for it, whats the worst that could happen"  

oh oh, make sure when approaching a girl she in not standing a much higher elevated surface.  yeah

ya, hitting on strippers is kind of pointless isn't it?

[Melvin]

ya, hitting on strippers is kind of pointless isn't it?

 

[fbEagle]

The one fail safe pickup line that will get you any girl.  Walk up to her with a napkin in your hand and ask her, "Does this smells like chloroform to you?" Either theyl laugh or run away screaming... lets hope for the laugh.

[helbent]

Another line.

Walk up and say I bet you have kissed a bunny rabbit right between the ears.

If no, pull your pockets inside out and say wanna practice?

[B-17]

Another line.

Walk up and say I bet you have kissed a bunny rabbit right between the ears.

If no, pull your pockets inside out and say wanna practice?

LOL

Seriously though, thanks to you guys, got it sorted out (as much as is possible :bolt )

Awesome insight

And the pickup lines are awesome

[bagrat]

ya, hitting on strippers is kind of pointless isn't it?

  ran full speed into that one.



also im not much for pick up lines buut, how much does a polar bear weight? ....enough to break the ice.

[titanic3]

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb. 

Seriously though, dress nice, be nice, look nice, talk nice, and girls will fall for you. Do corny mushy luvvy wuvvy stuff for her in public, hold hands, open the door, all that cliche stuff. Oh, and my GF demands a love movie once a month together. This month, The Vow. 

[JunkyII]

ya, hitting on strippers is kind of pointless isn't it?

I love me some strip club time....

carry on

[B-17]

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb. 

Seriously though, dress nice, be nice, look nice, talk nice, and girls will fall for you. Do corny mushy luvvy wuvvy stuff for her in public, hold hands

With a couple of previous, I've tried-- I'm that kind of guy to an extent. She wasn't that kind of girl, so I didn't

I love me some strip club time....

carry on

LOOL

Friend used this one today: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. He has class like no other

[B-17]

Hey look-- she just broke up with me. -.-

^ I'll be using all of those next time, maybe I'll succeed then

[Dichotomy]

Her loss B

[flight17]

Another line.

Walk up and say I bet you have kissed a bunny rabbit right between the ears.

If no, pull your pockets inside out and say wanna practice?

THAT IS GREAT!!!!!!!!