« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Wife's letter to loving Husband...  (Read 742 times)

Offline Shuffler

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 26988
Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« on: February 10, 2012, 12:22:40 AM »
My darling husband,
 
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX
 
P.S. Your girlfriend called.         
Logged
80th FS "Headhunters"

S.A.P.P.- Secret Association Of P-38 Pilots (Lightning In A Bottle)

Offline Orbitson

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 115
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 12:36:31 AM »
Just ask her to "just dance" and all will be well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw&NR=1
Logged
Syd*****Flying with The Floyd
By the way which one is Pink?

Offline Tank-Ace

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5298
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM »
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.
Logged
Quote from: Arlo on April 28, 2014, 06:25:38 PM
You started this thread and it was obviously about your want and desire in spite of your use of 'we' and Google.

"Once more unto the breach"

Offline Tupac

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5056
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 01:42:02 AM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

 :rolleyes:
Logged
"It was once believed that an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of keyboards, would eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. However, with the advent of Internet messageboards we now know this is not the case."

Offline guncrasher

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 17345
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM »
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic




semp
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 01:57:54 AM by guncrasher »
Logged
you dont want me to ho, dont point your plane at me.

Offline coombz

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3701
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 02:22:15 AM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

Logged
Quote from: icepac on March 05, 2013, 04:41:25 PM
Did you see my dad on dogfights yet?
Quote from: icepac on March 06, 2013, 03:40:35 PM
I'll be seeing you face to face possibly next month.

Offline Tupac

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5056
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 02:24:11 AM »
Logged
"It was once believed that an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of keyboards, would eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. However, with the advent of Internet messageboards we now know this is not the case."

Offline Hannibal

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 74
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 05:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

Wow you ASSume too much.
Logged

Offline Dichotomy

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12386
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 06:05:32 PM »
Oldie but always funny

not even remotely SFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7H-4
Logged
JG11 - Dicho37Only The Proud Only The Strong AH Players who've passed on :salute

Offline B4Buster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4816
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 06:37:51 PM »
Logged
"I was a door gunner on the space shuttle Columbia" - Scott12B

Offline B-17

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2672
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 07:27:39 PM »
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 07:56:15 PM by B-17 »
Logged

Offline SIK1

  • AH Training Corps
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3712
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 07:47:54 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic

(Image removed from quote.)


semp

Wow the indignation. An F150 on top of a Ferrari, parked next to what looks like a Vespa scooter.
Logged
444th Air Mafia since Air Warrior
Proudly flying with VF-17

"Masters of the Air" Scenario - JG54

Offline dunnrite

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 909
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 08:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Hannibal on February 10, 2012, 05:38:31 AM
Wow you ASSume too much.

He passed dumb f..k idiot several exits back.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 08:49:44 PM by dunnrite »
Logged
Quote from: Stang on August 22, 2011, 10:18:56 AM
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.
Your Proctologist called, they found your head.

Offline matt

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1136
Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 10:20:20 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic

(Image removed from quote.)


semp
:rofl
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »