Just read a post by debrody and bruv mentioned that a player should'nt mock his english, but instead attempt to speak perfect hungarian. It got me thinking...
Personally, I think its fantastic that people learn to speak english in a very short time while playing Aces High. I wish it was a chinese game, so that I would be fluent in Manadarin by now and might actually have a marketable skill. There are many, from countries around the globe, that started here with very little (or none at all) english comprehension. While playing, you could witness the rapid progression of a players verbal ability and that made me feel good. I would always congratulate them or try to kindly help them along. I was proud to help. Attempting to empathize with their struggles, I would often ask them how they would say certain phrases and try to speak with them in their native tounge. I have a cheat sheet on my desk at home with certain phrases like Ompa Konnias (finish-many cons), moin, der gableswanze teufel, ciao, amico, guten weinochten, etc etc. (I'm not at my desk unfortunately).
However, I fear that these players might come to America and attempt to gain employment at a local walmart with Aces-High speak.
Walmart interviewer: Hello
Debrody: Hey dude, how the f*** are ya?
Walmart interviewer: Need to go to the bathroom or anything?
Debrody: Neg
Walmart interviewer: Ready to begin?
Debrody: 10-4 lets roll
Walmart interviewer: Describe why you are the best candidate for this position.
Debrody: I ownzz all these dweebs and posers!!!! I R BEST
Walmart interviewer: What if two customers bump each other and start having a verbal altercation?
Debrody: Ask if they filmed it, G..D.... collision BS
Walmart interviewer: Where are the potaotes located?
Debrody: We gotz taterz??? I lovez me them taterz man!!! TATERS RULZ
Walmart interviewer: How do you welcome a family or large group of people to our store?
Debrody: Takez your HORDE and piss off, we dont want you here you dang gangbangerz, go to cosco!
Walmart interviewer: You see a customer taking notes on particular prices around the store, do you offer help?
Debrody: Hellz no, all f'in spiez get reported to the mods.
Walmart interviewer: After checking out, an elderly woman has many items. We like to help some of our customers load their car, how would you ask if she needed assistance?
Debrody: It appears your bingo, need a wingy to help you rtb?
Walmart interviewer: A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up. How do you respond?
Debrody: Havin trouble there piktard? Move along fat...
Walmart interviewer: Two customers crash their carts into each other and are having difficulty figuring out who has the right of way.
Debrody: Both you tards go to the DA, your SA is suxor and HO'in is for chumps.
Walmart interviewer: A customer has been in the same aisle for quite some time.
Debrody: Sneak up from behind, kick his a.., and say I got you camptard, try that shiz again with me here.
Walmart interviewer: You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody: WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!
Walmart interviewer: A young woman is holding two different brands of tampons.
Debrody: You pilot wounded? How bad you bleedin and for how long?
Walmart interviewer: A rude customer has pushed everyone out of the way to get to your register first.
Debrody: I pronounce you KOTH winner, heres your plaque.
Walmart interviewer: You spot a customer smoking in the store.
Debrody: Dude your on fire!!! BAIL BAIL BAIL
Walmart interviewer: You find an accumulation of garbage in an aisle. What do you do?
Debrody: Get on mic and call for a deacker
Walamrt Interviewer: If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody: 2 weeks
Might be a lame attempt at humor, but there it is.
A big
to all you guys and girls that were forced to learn our language in order to play this game that we all love. Cant wait to once again fly the unfriendly skies of Aces High with and against my friends from around the world.
Piston, helbent, EXTINCT
