"Changing country has never been easier with our new insta-country-changing device!
You just click on an enemy field, and you will find yourself teleported to that field to enjoy some drinks in the sun with your new buddies*.
Only 29.95p**; if you hurry your order now it will be balance multiplier free!
Reply below to pre-order this delicious and spectacular; revolutionizing ability"
* Teleportation may require clicking "yes" to a prompt, teleportation is subject to lag and quality of drinks and buddies may vary.
** Perks.
