My youngest brother is a Deputy Sheriff (he flies the department's fixed wing aircraft). I get under his skin now and then by referring to the cops as "social workers" or "crime statistics collection agents".
being a cop cant be an easy job, dealing with the scum of this earth(not saying everyone they deal with is scum) but man, I couldn't do it, no way, I would let all the pot heads go, and no child rapist would ever make court.....they would be alligator food.