Tonight, in honor of your old age (what ever that is
) I am going to Walmart and gonna flirt with a hot little 20-something year old. And when she gets annoyed or calls management I'm going to tell her my name is Kurt! Too bad I don't have your address and phone number to close the whole deal!!
This is an old trick we did in college. On more then one occasion we had the cops over to our apartment interrogating an "innocent" roommate!
Life is good!!
Boo
