I found this extremely funny. Apparently the U.S. Military is wasting all it's victories on Notre Dame.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-military-wasting-all-its-victories-on-notre-dam,2325/
"It's important to realize that our young men have been fighting pitched battles against religious fanatics who have been brainwashed into a culture that seeks to destroy all other ways of life," Air Force head coach Troy Calhoun said Monday. "That's just the way Notre Dame football is, the way it's always been. You can't reason with people like that. You destroy them as completely, remorselessly, and quickly as you can."
