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Offline Ninthmessiah

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Sasquatch
« on: March 05, 2013, 10:05:04 PM »
Should put in a sasquatch that runs around tank town.

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Offline LCADolby

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 03:45:06 AM »
DR7  :noid
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 07:03:51 AM »
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Offline icepac

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 11:45:28 AM »
Snatchsquatch, his wife, is the one who does all the enforcing.
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Offline bustr

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2013, 04:45:55 PM »
I thought we were getting a sheep with lipstick, garter and fishnets galloping around the maps at inconvienient moments. Then you pay HiTech and extra bottel of craggenmore and he gives you "The Sheep App".

Dr7 is perched on a ridge 1 mile away. Three tanks spawn in and start scanning the horizon. Dr7 hits the sheep macro. Suddenly a Euw goes running around the three tanks in drag. While the three players are in shock and admiration to HiTech for bringing back the sheep. Dr7 gets off three successive shots from the ridge where he earlier ranged the spawn and trageted Floosy the Ewe to distract spawners. Dr7's been on that ridge for 3 days now, even carrying his laptop to the jon becasue he's on WiFi.

Dr7's wife is sending her divorce bill to HTC. Floosy is too good at distracting players.

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Offline ink

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2013, 06:31:15 PM »
Quote from: icepac on March 06, 2013, 11:45:28 AM
Snatchsquatch, his wife, is the one who does all the enforcing.

that pic is of snatchsquatch :O

boobies on a suit......things that make you go....hmmmmmmm
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Offline bustr

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 07:06:06 PM »
Ever walk around in the woods and wonder if female squatch get lonely? And if male squatch get jelous? How do you apologise in squatch for that first dumbfounded stare at all that hair and everything else? Do squatch wear cloths?

Game Warden finds you wandering around in circles mumbling:

It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. And it was BIGGG and it was a SHE............Anddd SHE BLEW ME A KISSS!!!!!
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

Offline MrKrabs

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 02:04:37 AM »
You don't remember this one from a couple years back?  :noid

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Offline LCADolby

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2013, 03:54:13 AM »
Quote from: MrKrabs on March 09, 2013, 02:04:37 AM
You don't remember this one from a couple years back?  :noid

(Image removed from quote.)

Isn't that just a pic of Zodi out on a stroll?
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Offline smoe

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 01:50:39 PM »
A Sasquatch needs to attack bases and trees every once in a while. Maybe even tip over a vehicle or two giving the campers something to whine about. :rofl
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Offline LTCClark

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2013, 08:02:43 PM »
yes yes
bring on the squatch
gotta have the squatch

love the dr7 story
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Offline Rob52240

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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2013, 12:46:31 PM »
Running over samsquanch footprint at speeds above 3mph would most definitely cause a Tiger 2 to flip over and spin around several times.  Same goes for any wolf bait he leaves in the woods.
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