I'm targeting March 26 (with the new sound engine).Apart from the "In two weeks" trolls, anyone else guess to wager?
Bad news guys...In an attempt to steal plans to update US warplanes, A North Korean cyber-attack locked onto a firm in Grapevine, TX with the secret code-name "HiTech Creations". Computer files were dug up containing important data that would help the "Bish" (UN forces) destroy the "Knit-wits" (North Korea). North Korean officials have revealed that the files also contained plans for a "remodeled Lancaster" capable of delivering nuclear payloads. To cover their tracks, the DPRK employed a computer virus to bring down the BBS system to distract the "imperialists" from the clandestine operation.
Oh no you just didn't call knightland North Korea!
Wow, you guys need help.