First year in high school in the IB program, spent a lot of time in the deans office. Really great guy but the cheeky stuff I did was enough too put the man in a hard place for punishment on me.
I as a show of my apreachion for his leniency on me, got from the shop class.
5 gallons of clear varnish
1 spray gun
1air compressor
2 hours later late one night. His entire office from floor to ceiling was about 3inches thick in varnish and had a whole night too cure.
The same morning got a phone call at my house from the school, asking me to head too the Sherrifs Office in downtown instead of school and make sure too bring both my parents.
They had to demo the whole room in order to make it useable again.
Three weeks later the same day back from my suspension went to the Ag. Dept. and let loose three pigs in the school. But not with out numbering them 1, 2 and 4.
The school shut down for the day looking for piggie number 3
Bonus
A girl I was sweet on, the same girl I pulls the gas station date on. I would randomly have a few friends help and we would pick up her car place it on shop rollers and move it around in the school. Never in the parking lot, think middle of the football field... On the pool deck almost about to fall into the pool, we almost let it once! Inbetween two buildings on a sidewalk with about 3inche Clarence from each bumper. But the crowning jewel would be. The middle of the stage for a pep rally inside the gym. We had to take the car in on it's side too fit it through the doors. That was a great pep rally!