The meanest thing you've ever done to someone

[jimson]

Hmmm.

I had a boss one time and he had confided in me about an affair he had had with someone we both knew, and someone his wife knew as well. After he had badly and maliciously screwed me over and I was no longer working for him I called him and informed him that I had mailed a letter to his house detailing the affair and then hung up before he could say a word.

Of course I never sent any letter, but I thought it was funny that for the next week he was probably rushing home every day to try to intercept the mail man.

Sometime after that I thought, what if he had instead decided to come clean with his wife? Then 3 people would have been hurt, 2 of them I didn't intend to hurt.

Not real proud of it now, but I was young and vindictive at the time.

[Dragon Tamer]

I want to change my answer...

One of my ex-girlfriends decided she was going to cheat on me... with two other guys... at the same time. 

For revenge, I drove to her home town (which was 2 hour drive) and found the most popular bar in town. I went into the bathroom and wrote on the wall:

Lonely? Need sex now?
Call: 555-555-5555
Dirty girl for dirty boys
Eager to please

She wanted sex so bad, I made sure there was plenty of it for her.

Now to put this into perspective, she was still in high school at the time (not quite 18). So getting phone calls in the middle of the night asking for (not suitable for the BBS) didn't really go over well with her parents. I also gave the phone number to my friends and told them to text/ call it relentlessly asking for a quote. Needless to say the phone number was switched after a week. And just to add that magic frosting on top she had sexted me some pictures of herself, I made sure they found their way to her dad. 

And I had met one of the guys that she was cheating on me with. He had no idea what was going on either. He had managed to find the other guy as well but I never saw him.

[Tupac]

I called someone a big stinky doo-doo head on the innernets once.

[titanic3]

I called someone a big stinky doo-doo head on the innernets once.

I bet you didn't ask your parents permission to go on Disney's website either.

[TheBug]

I want to change my answer...

One of my ex-girlfriends decided she was going to cheat on me... with two other guys... at the same time. 

For revenge, I drove to her home town (which was 2 hour drive) and found the most popular bar in town. I went into the bathroom and wrote on the wall:

Lonely? Need sex now?
Call: 555-555-5555
Dirty girl for dirty boys
Eager to please

She wanted sex so bad, I made sure there was plenty of it for her.

Now to put this into perspective, she was still in high school at the time (not quite 18). So getting phone calls in the middle of the night asking for (not suitable for the BBS) didn't really go over well with her parents. I also gave the phone number to my friends and told them to text/ call it relentlessly asking for a quote. Needless to say the phone number was switched after a week. And just to add that magic frosting on top she had sexted me some pictures of herself, I made sure they found their way to her dad. 

And I had met one of the guys that she was cheating on me with. He had no idea what was going on either. He had managed to find the other guy as well but I never saw him.

You're in good company Zackeroff.  

[Tupac]

I bet you didn't ask your parents permission to go on Disney's website either.

Nope. But I like to live life on the edge.

[LCADolby]

Zach, Report to the Dolbstapo Office at once. 

[Shifty]

Zach, Report to the Dolbstapo Office at once. 

Me???

[LCADolby]

(Image removed from quote.)

Me???

'Eroff! 

[ink]

is it messed up that I could tell a few ones that would have you guys 

20 years I have been out of prison and only a few mean things have I done since then....1 was not mean so to say but I saw him beating on his woman and lept the single story stair case( I was on second floor and jumped down to first in stairwell;-) I could see into his apartment, what I saw was his back to me and his arm raising over his head and coming down on someone in front of him....knowing it was his woman and their kid was screaming crying....on the third arm raise I jumped..... grabbed him by the neck and whipped him out into the hall way....I took a step forward and side kicked him in the ribs....he folds over and I smash him in the side of the head...he goes prone...I grab him by the hair and sack.... and toss him to the other end towards the door.....walking down the hallway he is getting up sliding against the wall....I again side snap kick him in his solar plax  and straight punch him in the ear...grab him once again by the hair and sack and toss him out the door and on the stairs outside....I turn and walk back inside....

not really "mean" but it works

ok mean is me and a couple guys playing hacky sack in prison...I am 18.....some guy wants to join in....nobody likes this guy some say get lost to him.....I am like no man come on you can play.....my buddy Tony has the sack....I look at him and give him the look "serve him" he tosses the sack up straight at the guys face I jump up and side kick him in the side of the head...and I mean HARD...he goes crashing to the floor....gets up holding his head n says..." I dont wanna play guys"...and walks away....

First I am not proud of it....but it is what it is...I could fill pages of things I have done and seen...but I know some hate that and think I am lieing....

for some reason it  gets on some peoples nerve that I talk about my past

I truly don't understand it....

[icepac]

I once pranked a stiffly stifferson with a tire iron.

Wowee......zowee......you been pranked!

[Plawranc]

Well... I have done things I'm not proud of.

The meanest thing I've done though was a girl who dropped me when I was 15.

I was angry, due to it not even being me, just she wanted to go with every single man she could lay her hands on. So I decided I would be cruel. So I pretended to be cool with it, met her future boyfriends and so on. And proceeded to ruin every single relationship she had for the next 2 years, and purposely coming out of it like the good guy who tried his best to make it work between them because I "cared about her".

It eventually got to the point where she came back and cried to me and asked to have me back. At this stage I now had a new girlfriend and stated to her face that "I wouldn't go back with you because you are ugly to the core. No matter how pretty you could be and indeed are... to me you will always be ugly, and I never meant those three words, those were only in circumstance" and then deleted her off all social media and my phone.

Again.. I actually feel bad about it now... I have changed a lot since my younger days.. I will openly say and as some members of this board can attest. When I was younger I was a little *expletive*. These days I'm just annoying.

[Flench]

No way I could answer this .

[Dragon]

7th grade my sister and I were kicked off of the normal school bus for organizing daily disturbances.  The driver, Millie, lived in our neighborhood and we hated her so during each day we would pick clapping, snapping fingers, stomping, whistling, etc for the ride home.  There were several times we didn't make it out of the parking lot before she called the principle to come out and ask the bus to behave. After several weeks of this, the inquisition began.

Someone ratted us out and we were re-assigned to the short bus.  Yes, the short bus that picked up the "challenged" kids.  I was assigned to sit next to this one kid who smelled like he wasn't in control of his bowels.  On our second morning ridding this bus, I emptied a lemonade juice box into his lap, jumped up and demanded to get off the bus cuz he pissed himself. We both got up and stood the rest of the ride to school.  The kid got to walk around with wet pants and we were both kicked off the short bus.

We walked the 4 miles each way for the rest of the year.

[Shifty]

So you picked on a handicapped kid?