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Offline Tupac

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Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« on: September 02, 2013, 08:08:09 PM »
This is way to good not to share. Sorry - hope this doesn't violate the rules.

http://thelapine.ca/harper-says-he-twerks-occasionally-thinks-it-means-tweeting/

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Prime Minister Stephen Harper had a group of community leaders wondering if they’d heard right today when he told them that he enjoys “twerking” but only does it with close friends and “every now and then with President Obama.”

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As a media aide hurriedly approached the stage, Harper added that as Prime Minister he “would like to twerk with every Canadian but that of course is impossible.”

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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 11:04:03 PM »
lol maybe he's smoking reefer with the Toronto mayor.
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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 11:13:36 PM »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 01:34:07 AM »
lol maybe he's smoking reefer with the Toronto mayor.

  That was crack the mayor was supposed to be smoking,he denies it of course but when asked if he smoked pot the answer was .....  Yes and lots of it.... :rofl

 As for the Prime Minister,he's an old fuddy-duddy.... actually trying to make the laws tougher instead of following the lead from down south.   Oh well he's likely on the way out anyways.



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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 08:37:42 AM »
I wasn't there and even I know it was sarcasm.



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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 12:20:55 PM »
Canada : Home of the Kimono wearing robotic dance machine, also if you rearrange the letters in his name you can spell panther herpes  :banana:

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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 12:24:49 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

That's quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever read! 
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Re: Canadian Prime Minister "Occasionally twerks"
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 08:47:11 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Thanks for sharing!  :aok