For those who say I won't duel

[Aspen]

I win

[waystin2]

Damn I missed your challenge....    

[mechanic]

Waystin:

I'll duel you for your lost time.

Between 2:45AM and 2:57AM eastern

Between 33K and 34.2K

Stall limiter on until we have engaged 30 seconds then it must be off

P38s with two engines on climb out but only 1 engine after the merge

Sunglasses required

Only valid kill is removing the left wing of opponent

You must accept in the next 20 seconds or you forfeit

bwahaha

[Zacherof]

Waystin:

I'll duel you for your lost time.

Between 2:45AM and 2:57AM eastern

Between 33K and 34.2K

Stall limiter on until we have engaged 30 seconds then it must be off

P38s with two engines on climb out but only 1 engine after the merge

Sunglasses required

Only valid kill is removing the left wing of opponent

You must accept in the next 20 seconds or you forfeit

that is the most interesting thing I've ever heard lol

[Debrody]

Waystin:

I'll duel you for your lost time.

Between 2:45AM and 2:57AM eastern

Between 33K and 34.2K

Stall limiter on until we have engaged 30 seconds then it must be off

P38s with two engines on climb out but only 1 engine after the merge

Sunglasses required

Only valid kill is removing the left wing of opponent

You must accept in the next 20 seconds or you forfeit

 

[HawkerMKII]

why go there (DA) in the 1st place, it proves.............nothing

wait....you can put it on a resume....I won a dogfight in a cartoon game 

[Bruv119]

surely it proves who is better at cartoon flying?  

just like the MA proves absolutely nothing in terms of how many guys it can take to horde a field or win the war.  

[LCADolby]

It's funny that you offer your challenge and give a time you'll be in the DA knowing that most of us are at work and won't be able to duel.  If you want to duel me, then we can set up something this weekend and since you challenged me in this thread, I get first pick of planes and then the winner of the first duel picks, both planes 25% fuel, 8k alt merge and best 3 out of 5.  If you really want to show your stuff, we can make the duel even more interesting, the loser pays the winner's month of AH.

ack-ack

Under 38k icepac is a nobody, above it he's the only one there, he's always got his head in the stars... Or his ass, I can never tell which.

[Debrody]

why go there (DA) in the 1st place, it proves.............nothing

wait....you can put it on a resume....I won a dogfight in a cartoon game 

Okay. Let me explain it to you.

Some people go there to grow their cartoon balls even bigger. Like Rufio/BadBoy. And this ice ice baby too.
Some other people go there to improve their moves, etc.
And there are some people who find fun in flying against their friends in sterile circumstances.

Is it that hard to understand, after 12 years of playing this game?

[LCADolby]

Don't expect a bomber guy to get it Deb. 

[Changeup]

why go there (DA) in the 1st place, it proves.............nothing

wait....you can put it on a resume....I won a dogfight in a cartoon game 

This is the battle cry of the insanely untalented AHer.  Stick to speed and spray and pray stay in the kids room while the adults are discussing fighting please.

[deadstikmac]

Ooohhhh bytchez.... Who wants to do some deck merges in the weeds.... Around 7ish pm est....


Hmmmm??     

[Fulcrum]

Ooohhhh bytchez.... Who wants to do some deck merges in the weeds.... Around 7ish pm est....


Hmmmm??     

I still owe you a round, Stickster.  Likely can't make 7pm...how about 8:30ish?  Anything earlier and I'll start getting those looks again from the significant other. 

[gyrene81]

This is the battle cry of the insanely untalented AHer.  Stick to speed and spray and pray stay in the kids room while the adults are discussing fighting please.

now i have to wonder what "talent"??? is that like jumping on one foot while patting your head with one hand and playing with your winky with the other?

[Fulcrum]

now i have to wonder what "talent"??? is that like jumping on one foot while patting your head with one hand and playing with your winky with the other?

I just checked and confirmed I am not able to perform this task to specifications.    I feel the described process is too complex. 

After performing some Six Sigma analysis I was able to streamline the procedure and eliminate unnecessary subfunctions. 

I can now achieve the desired..... *ahem* ..outcome...by performing only one of the three described subfunctions and am much happier.