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Offline puller

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You might be a redneck if....
« on: October 18, 2013, 02:58:06 PM »
You might be a redneck if your Craigslist posting looks like this...

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E

I thought I was a redneck.... :lol
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2013, 03:03:04 PM »
All that writing tells me he's no redneck. :D
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 03:05:48 PM »
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Does the 4WD work?
    Hell yes.  Like a Dickensian Orphan.

Not a redneck.  Is too well read and written.
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2013, 03:10:43 PM »
Quote from: BoilerDown on October 18, 2013, 03:05:48 PM
Not a redneck.  Is too well read and written.


I feel offended....most of us true rednecks are well versed in all the fine arts...and have a solid grasp of the English language...that guy is the definition of redneck...all the rest are dumb hillbillies
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2013, 04:22:59 PM »
I would have to agree with Puller just because you are a redneck doesnt mean youre an idiot.
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2013, 06:01:00 PM »
 :rofl  i love this part...

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     Hell.  Yes.  Not only a good car, a learning experience.  Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
     Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.

 :rofl   :rofl   :rofl  :rofl
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2013, 08:00:39 PM »
In! I agree with puller and vudu
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2013, 05:03:24 PM »
 :lol   :cheers:

My fav part

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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2013, 06:24:42 PM »
 :rofl  nice find.
one time on craigslist someone was trying to sell their mom. They said "she still cooks, they've just grown tired of her."
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2013, 01:20:24 AM »
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2013, 08:24:12 PM »
if you got your nipple ripped off by a beaver.......youuuuu might be a redneck  :D
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2013, 01:49:11 PM »
 :rofl  :D
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Re: You might be a redneck if....
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2013, 03:28:29 PM »
Quote from: bagrat on October 20, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
if you got your nipple ripped off by a beaver.......youuuuu might be a redneck  :D
:salute umm that's bitten off.
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