I've got a better solution:
We should force all noobs to go through a 2 hr training session in the TA, so that they might be capable of doing something without having to be taught on the job.
Noobs should also accept that they're noobs, and that they can't pwn teh other pplz lyk on teh ex-boxz. I'm not in the top 1%, but if there truely is a horde of noobs, then even can slaughter them with ease. They're noobs, and there hasn't been a noob yet born that can hold his own against even the crappiest vet.