Movie Quote Thread

[Saxman]

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I intend going on hurting you. I will leave you like you left me. Like you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive! Buried alive!"

"I can see you, Kirk! Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends.' taH pagh taHbe'!"

And this classic exchange:

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

[pipz]

- You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?
- Lefors? No.
- Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble

[Tank-Ace]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

[morfiend]

 You know how to whistle dont you,just put your lips together and......






   

[Meatwad]

Mongo like candy

[BuckShot]

"actually, its pronounced Millie-wa-kay."

Alice Cooper, Wayne's World

[f35raptor]

What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law

[Kenne]

See Rule #6

[rpm]

What we have here is failure to communicate.

[bagrat]

"da da dan dan dan    dada da da da dan dada dan, my scro  tum!"

[Devil 505]

"Dad! Are we hit?"
"More or less,"(who accidently shot off own aircraft's tail) "Sorry Junior, they got us."

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Curval]

"da da dan dan dan    dada da da da dan dada dan, my scro  tum!"

Save the whales, save those big fat funky whales.

Save the whaaaaaales

Ohhhhh, but shoot the seals

Yeaaaaa gotta shoot those seals

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I didn't know your name was Alex man


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Hardhat hathat

Lardass Lardass

HARDHAT HARDHAT!!

Dispatch...do you know who this is?  This is Sergent Stedenko!

Do you know who this is?

No.?

Bye bye Lardass

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[63tb]

Waddaya call those things that go over the ground lika this?......

Tanks.

You're welcome.
- Duck Soup



I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.

Alright, why a duck?

I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.

Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?

Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself.
All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.

- Cocoanuts


Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
- Animal Crackers



It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.

You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
- Night at the opera


The Marx Brothers!!!

63tb

[mechanic]

"Independent, fire at will!"

"That's very nice of 'im"

[ink]

Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!

great Movie