Dolby,
I could buy you a plane ticket with my next disability check, fly you over here and get you a taxi to my front door...
then I can proceed to rip your squealing head off and shove it so far up your backside that you would see daylight again, all with a watermelon eating grin added on for no extra charge!
how does that fit your fancy?
just for once, I would love it if stuff didn't get filtered out...... lol