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Offline mechanic

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domestic violence
« on: May 20, 2014, 09:44:30 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxN3Osy3RNE

Watch till the end, you will laugh.

My knee still hurts. She's a good woman.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2014, 09:51:15 PM »
 :old:  why were you fighting in a pink sweater and a dress?  and you should also cover your legs up so when she hits you in the legs it won't hurt :old:
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Re: domestic violence
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2014, 10:10:39 PM »
 Sorry Batty but you were dead at the 28 second mark as she trumled you then backed off because she's a lady afterall! :angel:

  The bike helmets just didnt seem right.......... :rofl


  You're a lucky man to have a women who will play boys games with you!


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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 10:36:27 PM »
I prefer center-grip punch shields over enarms. You lose a bit of stability for bashing, but the shield is more maneuverable and versatile that way. One of my favorite techniques is a stiff thrust to the outside corner of the opponent's shield to pop it open and hook the inside corner with my own shield to pry it open. When I'm finished with the first part the face of my shield is to my outside, at which point I then cross my sword under my shield to deliver a cut to my opponent's sword-side shoulder while I have him open. The ending position is essentially what you have cutting behind your buckler from crutch in I.33.

As a general critique, not enough shield work. There were a couple opportunities for an edge check or bash that were missed. Against the two-hander you should have voided the leg then pressed hard with the shield to tie her up.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2014, 11:33:42 PM »
hehe, thanks for the laugh.
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2014, 01:29:52 AM »
very good show, thanks for the laugh.


But i must know...what one of those two girls won? :rock
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2014, 01:44:10 AM »
Excellent bucks gal...
Felt like I had shrooms by the end..
Marry her and shut the diddly up
Now go build your castle
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2014, 02:22:17 AM »
She's a tough girl, 5'10" 140lbs, does horse riding and that so she's got some good strength. I'm 6' 180lbs for comparison and the guy in the background is 6'3".

She might look like a garden fairy but I can promise you that first two handed hit to the knee had some force behind it.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2014, 02:49:02 AM »
Listen.....
Shes good in the saddle
Nuff said
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2014, 02:58:31 AM »
indeed mate, indeed  
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Re: domestic violence
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2014, 03:39:24 AM »
your ruining that perfectly good lawn!   

mine suffered from an OTT session of swingball  and now I have got some "keep off the grass"   signs.   :old:
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Re: domestic violence
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 09:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Saxman on May 20, 2014, 10:36:27 PM
I prefer center-grip punch shields over enarms. You lose a bit of stability for bashing, but the shield is more maneuverable and versatile that way. One of my favorite techniques is a stiff thrust to the outside corner of the opponent's shield to pop it open and hook the inside corner with my own shield to pry it open. When I'm finished with the first part the face of my shield is to my outside, at which point I then cross my sword under my shield to deliver a cut to my opponent's sword-side shoulder while I have him open. The ending position is essentially what you have cutting behind your buckler from crutch in I.33.

As a general critique, not enough shield work. There were a couple opportunities for an edge check or bash that were missed. Against the two-hander you should have voided the leg then pressed hard with the shield to tie her up.


hey Sax, do you do this sort of thing properly then? I'd like to know more. We are just making it up as we go along. The shields are heavy, made out of fencing gravel boards. Probably around 6-8kgs. It's a lot of fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5YFJLXG5w

The above fight is my younger brother as a Viking vs a friend as a samurai. Care to critique them? I think they showed some areas of skill in this fight.
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 10:25:18 PM »
Quote from: mechanic on May 22, 2014, 09:43:00 PM

hey Sax, do you do this sort of thing properly then? I'd like to know more. We are just making it up as we go along. The shields are heavy, made out of fencing gravel boards. Probably around 6-8kgs. It's a lot of fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5YFJLXG5w

The above fight is my younger brother as a Viking vs a friend as a samurai. Care to critique them? I think they showed some areas of skill in this fight.


 Batty,I only watched the first minute and a half and had to stop!   Somebody is going to loose an eye and the red rider wont be involved! :devil


    Seriously wear some protective eye gear!  Maybe some gloves are in order also.


  I will say the guy with the Kat. has no idea how to use it.

    It does look like good fun but be careful,atleast you and your lady wore head protection and as goofy as it looked it was so much safer than the second fight.

  Can I ask what are the swords made of?   I've only used wooden practice kats and even they can hurt you badly if you're not both careful.


    :salute
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Re: domestic violence
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2014, 10:31:21 PM »
You guys LARP!
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Re: domestic violence
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 10:37:41 PM »
Quote from: morfiend on May 22, 2014, 10:25:18 PM

 Batty,I only watched the first minute and a half and had to stop!   Somebody is going to loose an eye and the red rider wont be involved! :devil


    Serieously wear some protective eye gear!  Maybe some gloves are in order also.


  I will say the guy with the Kat. has no idea how to use it.

    It does look like good fun but be careful,atleast you and your lady wore head protection and as goofy as it looked it was so much safer than the second fight.

  Can I ask what are the swords made of?   I've only used wooden practice kats and even they can hurt you baddly if you're not both careful.


    :salute


Hey mate, the swords are made of the same wood I make bows from, hazel. We like the pain. Had a broken finger already :)

we started wearing helmets after I shield bashed adam to the face :D

see that here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkP3nDpAELI

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