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[BaldEagl]

Sometimes whenever I eat M&M's, I like to squeeze two of them together until one of them crack. Then I eat the broken one. And the other one becomes the champion. Then I take a new M&M and keepup this game of M&M gladiators until I have one left that is the champion. When I am done I mail the last M&M back with a letter stating "please use this M&M for breeding purposes".

    

[GhostCDB]

The group of people I find myself gaming with online may be the only break I get from society.

 

Sometimes whenever I eat M&M's, I like to squeeze two of them together until one of them crack. Then I eat the broken one. And the other one becomes the champion. Then I take a new M&M and keepup this game of M&M gladiators until I have one left that is the champion. When I am done I mail the last M&M back with a letter stating "please use this M&M for breeding purposes".

Now I must eat M&M's in the fashion stated above.

[ROC]

Once in a while a gem like this slips through.  Krabs   

[zack1234]

Your all a pack of fetlers and I have reported the lot of ya!

 

[MrKrabs]

I winz on teh internetz? 

[scott66]

[SilverZ06]

I winz on teh internetz? 

no, you just plagiarized someone else(who I am sure plagiarized someone else also): 
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/10829033417

[PJ_Godzilla]

Sometimes whenever I eat M&M's, I like to squeeze two of them together until one of them crack. Then I eat the broken one. And the other one becomes the champion. Then I take a new M&M and keepup this game of M&M gladiators until I have one left that is the champion. When I am done I mail the last M&M back with a letter stating "please use this M&M for breeding purposes".

There is a sort of Nazi impulse at the heart of this, even if it is restricted to a popular candy-coated chocolate product.

I used to think I was alone. Now I know: there are others like me.

[Meatwad]

I win

[ROC]

Did the m&m challenge with the mrs, I cheated, froze mine first.  Baaahahaha I WINZ 

[PJ_Godzilla]

I can almost guarantee that your Megas would lose against the smaller, hand-selected elite core of hardshells that have come through the rigorous crucible of my selektion process. Indeed, I have little doubts that my hardshells will, in short order, be rounding up your corpulent megas for reeducation in some traditional M&M virtues.

[MrKrabs]

no, you just plagiarized someone else(who I am sure plagiarized someone else also): 
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/10829033417

What if he ripped it off of me and then I ripped it off of him then he ripped it off of someone else while ripping it off of me? 

[Brooke]

Years back, my Mom and Dad visited.  Pops loves M&M's, and one night he was eating some before bed.

My wife, Traci, went downstairs in the middle of that night for a drink of water.  She saw my Dad lying awake on the couch.  "Hey, Pops, what are you doing up?"

"I don't feel well," said Pops.  "I think ate too many M&M's."

"Poor Pops.  How many did you eat?" asked Traci.

"The two-pound bag," said Pops.

It was like the Simpson's episode with Homer and the cheese slices.  "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?" ask Marge.  "I think I'm blind," says Homer.

[PJ_Godzilla]

Doubtless, he inhaled some of the hardier, harder-shelled, genetically superior M&Ms during this period of hilarious gluttony. I can almost guarantee you which were the first to breach.

[Kingpin]

I like Skittles.