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Offline Lusche

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Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« on: July 20, 2014, 04:25:33 PM »
30°C / 86F inside tonight and we can't sleep with windows open, cause of the smell of feces from the appartment below. All windows open, folks are gone... for the weekend or for extended holidays... no idea.
Feces from pet rats on the window ledge, apparently dried dogs urine in that one room as well.... seems their whole appartment has degenerated into a mess.



And nothing can be done about it in the short term. If they don't come back soon and are understanding the issue (which I very much doubt), there's a lot of red tape to cut through until something will  happen at all.

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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 05:04:21 PM »
Have you called the apartment landlord?
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 05:13:13 PM »
Have you called the apartment landlord?

Bureaucracy... nobody in the office during weekend

If I'm lucky, I will get throuogh tomorrow... but even if I do, and they do care enough for 'immediate action', it will take a long time until something happens.
After all, they can't simply just walk into the appartment and throw them out.

That is, until the tenants in question do actually believe they can  ;)
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 06:26:59 PM »
If there are any pets living down there, you may be able to call animal control. They may be able to enter without an owners permission.

Make sure to give the county health department a call, but probably best to let the landlord know before doing so. At least give the landlord a chance take action first.

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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 08:20:26 PM »
grappling hook...long rope ...sort it out! :noid
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2014, 03:52:35 AM »
call the police about the meth lab in that apartment.
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2014, 08:24:38 AM »
call the police about the meth lab in that apartment.
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2014, 12:01:42 PM »
Bureaucracy... nobody in the office during weekend

If I'm lucky, I will get throuogh tomorrow... but even if I do, and they do care enough for 'immediate action', it will take a long time until something happens.
After all, they can't simply just walk into the appartment and throw them out.

That is, until the tenants in question do actually believe they can  ;)

They do sell portable a/c units you know... all you need is a ventillation hole to blow the hot air out.
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 12:19:32 PM »
They do sell portable a/c units you know... all you need is a ventillation hole to blow the hot air out.


Sorry, I'm not one of that rich people ;)

(Furthermore, it would be not very likely get permission for that, but that doesn't matter because of the above)


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We were able to contact the owner of this house today who promised to take action. We'll see ...  :noid
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2014, 03:25:08 PM »
In the mean time get some charcoal filtered surgical masks. 

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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 05:40:15 PM »
get a 2 lt. bottle of soda and some twine strong enough to hold it. Tie the end of the twine to the bottle. Now lower the bottle to the offending apt window, next try swinging the bottle at the end of the twine to get it into the window. After practice and you can get it into the window get a water hose, tie it to the bottle. Now get the bottle with the end of the hose into the window. hook up the water hose and turn on the water for about 3 or 4 hours. pull the hose/bottle when done and wait for the eviction.
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2014, 06:35:11 PM »
hook up the water hose and turn on the water for about 3 or 4 hours. pull the hose/bottle when done and wait for the eviction.


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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 07:55:23 PM »
get a 2 lt. bottle of soda and some twine strong enough to hold it. Tie the end of the twine to the bottle. Now lower the bottle to the offending apt window, next try swinging the bottle at the end of the twine to get it into the window. After practice and you can get it into the window get a water hose, tie it to the bottle. Now get the bottle with the end of the hose into the window. hook up the water hose and turn on the water for about 3 or 4 hours. pull the hose/bottle when done and wait for the eviction.
PLus the animals might need water youll be doing a good dead. Just tell yourself that
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 08:15:10 PM »
You need to move.
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Re: Oh, what a jolly summer night...
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 05:03:24 AM »
You need to move.

This would be the wise thing to do...

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