Zack is so awesome that the rings of Saturn are made up from his last birthday parties empty beercans.
Zack is so awesome that he landed on Uranus.
I've witnessed him speaking braille
I have heard that Zack was the 2190th person to reach the summit of Mt Everest and the first person to accomplish it wearing rubber long johns....in dedication to his ascent, "I am awesome" is carved into rock at the summit.....