The "official" AH Onion board

[DmonSlyr]

I had to make one one of these inlight of recent trends on the BBS and game play.

In recent news:
HiTech makes announcement that new graphics will be coming in 2 weeks! Hiteck "yes we have put AAA guns in the trees! Beware!!"

MA latest news
Bish told local Media that they simply can't win the war due to lack of radar funding at the HQ.

Other news:
More and more players are quiting because they just can't seem to find enough players to shoot down. Rook airforce stated that "the enimies are just flying in circles at 45k but are hesitent to attack." Experts claim "boredom of the enemy" is the strategy to win the current war.

Fighter news:

A new type of fighting has emerged in the MA. Officials are calling the "HO", the next greatest fighter tactic in ACM.

Pilot news:
Authorities are concerned that pilot wounds may be the leading indicator of death for the knight air force. Reports have claimed 3-5 pilots are now getting pilot wounds every sortie. Officials are looking into this glooming phenomenon.

[wpeters]

Perfect.  Just what I need to lighten my day

[bustr]

And in other News:

The sudden outbreak of civil silliness on the forums has Skuzzy speculating when the other Birkenstock is going to drop. Anonymous insiders report hearing him assuring his ban hammer that, You will have to be patient my precious. The Dorknet insanity is deep with them. There shall be purse slinging and nerd sniping again...........

[DmonSlyr]

And in other News:

The sudden outbreak of civil silliness on the forums has Skuzzy speculating when the other Birkenstock is going to drop. Anonymous insiders report hearing him assuring his ban hammer that, You will have to be patient my precious. The Dorknet insanity is deep with them. There shall be purse slinging and nerd sniping again...........

Lmao bustr. Good to have ya back bud

[Copprhed]

Welcome back, Bustr!

[Zerstorer]

This just IN:

Scientific research uncovers startling evidence that this will not end well....

Film at 11.

 

[The Fugitive]

Updating the fighter news......

This just in,

With the low cost of aircraft fuel many fighters are using full throttle settings to return to base when ever a wiff of a fight is found in the air. Bringing your aircraft home, on fumes, and undamaged is becoming all the rage!

[Copprhed]

Oh, come on Fulcrum, Skuzzy has a sense of humor............I think 

[pembquist]

In a shocking revelation, Hitech Creations announced that 76% of the posters on channel 200 are in fact bots. "It was an experiment that we had high hopes for," a highly placed source familiar with the secret program code named "cuddles and hugs" said. "Unfortunately for reasons we still don't understand the algorithm seemed to continually devolve to the lowest common denominator of social intercourse and name calling." The company is unsure what to do going forward, "We are strategizing for a new global communication paradigm in the sphere of human social contextualiztion," a spokesperson said. It will be a challenge for the company especially as it was later revealed that the other 24% of posters are actually 3 people with multipersonality disorders.

[Skuzzy]

In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed!  No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask.  It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.

[Scca]

In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed!  No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask.  It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.

This goes under the heading, "News that stinks"...

[Someguy63]

I had to make one one of these inlight of recent trends on the BBS and game play.

In recent news:
HiTech makes announcement that new graphics will be coming in 2 weeks! Hiteck "yes we have put AAA guns in the trees! Beware!!"

MA latest news
Bish told local Media that they simply can't win the war due to lack of radar funding at the HQ.

Other news:
More and more players are quiting because they just can't seem to find enough players to shoot down. Rook airforce stated that "the enimies are just flying in circles at 45k but are hesitent to attack." Experts claim "boredom of the enemy" is the strategy to win the current war.

Fighter news:

A new type of fighting has emerged in the MA. Officials are calling the "HO", the next greatest fighter tactic in ACM.

Pilot news:
Authorities are concerned that pilot wounds may be the leading indicator of death for the knight air force. Reports have claimed 3-5 pilots are now getting pilot wounds every sortie. Officials are looking into this glooming phenomenon.

 

In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed!  No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask.  It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.

 


This stuff is precious.

[Slate]

   Dateline 2014,

    Global Cooling in AH continues as more and more Shades are found. If this trend continues it is certain heated rage quits will have no effect. 

[MrKrabs]

Tonight at 11...

SHawk seen wearing bombs as hair curlers in his mullet... New era of fashion or a cry for attention...

[Wiley]

In a shocking revelation, Hitech Creations announced that 76% of the posters on channel 200 are in fact bots. "It was an experiment that we had high hopes for," a highly placed source familiar with the secret program code named "cuddles and hugs" said. "Unfortunately for reasons we still don't understand the algorithm seemed to continually devolve to the lowest common denominator of social intercourse and name calling." The company is unsure what to do going forward, "We are strategizing for a new global communication paradigm in the sphere of human social contextualiztion," a spokesperson said. It will be a challenge for the company especially as it was later revealed that the other 24% of posters are actually 3 people with multipersonality disorders.

 

Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled.  The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.

80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.

Wiley.