The best and the worst player of AH

[Lusche]

The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not 

 

[cobia38]

 Someone Bombed the HQ ....
 Noone Defended the HQ

[Latrobe]

Someone cleared my 12
Noone cleared my 12


 



This hurts my brain.

[SPKmes]

Someone ... Brought out sups for my disabled tank in the middle of a heavy enemy GV battle.

Noone uses ACM anymore

[dmdchief]

someone is funny but no one seems to care, SALUTE FUNNY PEOPLE, HE HE HE

[MrKrabs]

Someone whined
Someone made money off cheese

[guncrasher]

funniest joke was about a player that complained that nobody gave him a check six.  some smart aleck replied that we were too busy laughing while the enemy con sneaked up his six.


semp

[save]

I was vulched at 25k  

[bozon]

I was vulched at 25k  

Damn alt monkey!

[Debrody]

Its all true and its the way of the human thinking, but... was it supposed to be funny?

[Drane]

Someone cleared my 12
Noone cleared my 6

[Chilli]

Okay....   Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   

[Skyyr]

... better know as hypocrisy, applying different standards and expectations when it suits you best.

[PJ_Godzilla]

It's kind of an interesting side note but I think "No One"'s play may suffer because of what he does on weekends.

I know this because I used to work with this California ANG reserve guy who claimed he went down to Tijuana to see a particular type of animal circus act. He talked all about it.

Later, I was in some class and the prof was talking about manufacturing operations. He was berating business people from the UsA who went down to the Maquilladora region with crazy expectations about "the culture". He specifically cited this same animal circus act as the cultural impression most people had of that country and how distorted and false it was.

He then went on to say that, as far as "those types of acts" go, "No one actually does that"!!!

So, connecting that up with this thread, I'd say "No one" probably doesn't play well due to an inability to sit down. Plus, he's probably tired from traveling back and forth so frequently.

[Xavier]

I'm "Noone" most of the time