The best and the worst player of AH

[PJ_Godzilla]

Okay....   Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   

 I think you mean, "AND no one should have to do it."

No one should have to wipe me with a heated moist towel after i get done dumping Mr. Grumper.

No one should have to get their head flushed in a toilet as I "finish"...

No one should suffer the repeated degradations I serve up gleefully.

No one "should" have to endure all this, but Someone actually does.

This also says something, perhaps, about the de facto definition of justice, as opposed to the normative one. Skyyr touches on this periodically, it seems, but probably not in such an bstract way.

[Debrody]

Okay....   Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   

German humour? 

... better know as hypocrisy, applying different standards and expectations when it suits you best.

Talking about hypocricy... hi, how are you?

[Skyyr]

German humour? 
Talking about hypocricy... hi, how are you?

Not sure what "hypocricy" is. You playin' yet, Deb?

[zack1234]

I am the best player in AH

[Bruv119]

I am the best player in AH

and the worst!     

[flatiron1]

Don't forget about They.

[Debrody]

Not sure what "hypocricy" is.

^^
this

You playin' yet, Deb?

This is getting old.

[waystin2]

I am the nicest player in Aces High.

[Chilli]

I am the nicest player in Aces High.

Someone said that to Waystin2 once, but no one actually believes it.   

[DREDIOCK]

The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not 

 

LOL so true.
 
You could be the Andy Rooney of AH

[Mar]

The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not 

 

 

Zack rules.

[68ZooM]

I am the nicest player in Aces High.

 he actually is and it was a unanimous decision by all 6 voices in my head.

[deadstikmac]

Best Player: The guy who clears my 12

I don't care who kills who... kill them all as fast as possible.


Worse Player: The guy who clears my 6.

How else am I going to work on Defensive Tactics or Reversals if you kill the red guy who I have spent the last 15 minutes dodging his "BnZ" until he is out of E and decided to go for a saddle on my 6.




 

[Zerstorer]

I am the nicest player in Aces High.

You are indeed, sir.   

Best Player: The guy who clears my 12

I don't care who kills who... kill them all as fast as possible.


Worse Player: The guy who clears my 6.

How else am I going to work on Defensive Tactics or Reversals if you kill the red guy who I have spent the last 15 minutes dodging his "BnZ" until he is out of E and decided to go for a saddle on my 6.

 

 

And you, sir, are the strangest person in AH. 

Seek help, man.   

[Chilli]

I am the nicest player in Aces High.

You are indeed, sir.   
 

Actually, someone has said that three times now, not including the voices in urself's head.  This thread may be making a strange turn, as for all those who are rooting  for a third contender.  "Do it urself".