Psst, Junky,
Even the ARMY has an Aviation wing. It's just the fixed wing branch is mostly people and asset movers. The NAVY has fast movers with teeth. Butttt, ARMY helo have some teeth that can screw a fast mover's pooch. We don't need to get the leatherneck's involved. I hear they have bayonets mounted on their fast movers. Come to think of it, big piggys have two curved bayonets........