Is there a Great Giant Turkey?

[SysError]

I’ve seen and flown alongside Santa.   

I’ve watched Franken Monsters run into a map room for a base capture. 

I have heard of, but have never seen, the Great Giant Pumpkin.  (Is it true or an Aces High myth?  P.S. I do not want to know if it is a myth.)   

Is there a Great Giant Turkey?   

I really do not know.  I just realized that every thanksgiving we go over the hill and through the woods to grandmother’s house.  Have never been around to see and have never, until now, asked. 

[Zoney]

I think on Thanksgiving Day, all the Bombs should be shaped like turkeys.........."Turkeys can't Fly!"

[Meatwad]

Have all the GV's look like a turkey

[Drano]

"As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly!"

[Skuzzy]

"As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly!"

One of the funniest moments on television, ever!

[Zoney]

One of the funniest moments on television, ever!

That's a fact.

[-ammo-]

WKRP in Cincinnati?

[Zoney]

yep, dropped them from a helicopter.  "I'm never going to be able to forget the sound of those turkeys hitting the ground"

[Skuzzy]

When Les started the commentary, and from that point on, I was in the floor laughing so hard I could not see anything.  And that closing line,...that just put it over the top.

[ImADot]

If you can access YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

[USCH]

"As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly!"

well they can, and they often sleep in trees..

[BaldEagl]

"As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly!"

They can.  When I lived in upstate NY I was working in the garage one day when I heard a thunderous noise.  I ran outside to see a turkey flying up into a tree.

[RotBaron]

They can.  When I lived in upstate NY I was working in the garage one day when I heard a thunderous noise.  I ran outside to see a turkey flying up into a tree.

Wild turkey can flap hard enough to get into a tree to roost or for protection, that's about it.

Domesticated turkey, not so much.

[RotBaron]

I’ve seen and flown alongside Santa.   

I’ve watched Franken Monsters run into a map room for a base capture. 

I have heard of, but have never seen, the Great Giant Pumpkin.  (Is it true or an Aces High myth?  P.S. I do not want to know if it is a myth.)   

Is there a Great Giant Turkey?   

I really do not know.  I just realized that every thanksgiving we go over the hill and through the woods to grandmother’s house.  Have never been around to see and have never, until now, asked. 

SFOX

[LivrLips]

Les's commentary reminded me of the reporter calling the Hindenburg disaster."They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" Lmao.