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Offline MK-84

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The P38 needs a wingman.
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:44:25 PM »
How about another (probably) 40eny aircraft that might be a riot to fly.
The Fokker G.1


It isnt very fast, it doesnt climb very well, and it probably handles worse than a dump truck with flat tires.


This is probably the only thing it does well.

But we need it to compliment the P-38. Think of it this way. Lets say you're out at a bar and you meet a girl you would maybe rate a 7. Not bad, but not stellar either. Now lets say that girl is with her friend Helga who is most definitely a 2. After a couple drinks everything is crystal clear to me. The 7 brought the 2 to become a 9. 7+2=9. Brilliant!  :cheers:

This is the P38's Helga. Please include this aircraft to make the P38 a 9 and not a 7.  

That is all.

Offline MrKrabs

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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 04:07:42 AM »
It's fracking ugly...





















I like it!
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Offline wpeters

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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 11:26:23 AM »

But we need it to compliment the P-38. Think of it this way. Lets say you're out at a bar and you meet a girl you would maybe rate a 7. Not bad, but not stellar either. Now lets say that girl is with her friend Helga who is most definitely a 2. After a couple drinks everything is crystal clear to me. The 7 brought the 2 to become a 9. 7+2=9. Brilliant!  :cheers:

This is the P38's Helga. Please include this aircraft to make the P38 a 9 and not a 7.  

That is all.


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Offline glzsqd

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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 12:21:06 PM »
Does this even shoot bullets or was it a "dedicated Catcher"?
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Offline ONTOS

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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2014, 02:20:00 PM »
Please send it back to Mars or Neptune or where ever in outer space it came from. I'm sure they want it back. :bolt:

Offline BowHTR

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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2014, 02:34:53 PM »
But we need it to compliment the P-38. Think of it this way. Lets say you're out at a bar and you meet a girl you would maybe rate a 7. Not bad, but not stellar either. Now lets say that girl is with her friend Helga who is most definitely a 2. After a couple drinks everything is crystal clear to me. The 7 brought the 2 to become a 9. 7+2=9. Brilliant!  :cheers:

This is the P38's Helga. Please include this aircraft to make the P38 a 9 and not a 7.  

That is all.

+1 Just because of this!  :rofl
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Re: The P38 needs a wingman.
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2014, 07:10:49 PM »
  The P-38 is already at least an 8, and probably close to a 9 in the hands of pilots better than I.  Even though I am not one of the best pilots in a P-38, I don't think that thing would be able to keep up with me.
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