Now, it looks like I may be able to.
The Mighty Karnak (not *our* Karnak, the other one) sees Greece being booted out of the Euro, the drachma at levels not seen since the glory days of the Italian Lira, dark-haired, smokey-eyed beauties throwing themselves at foreign men (that's, ahem, me), and yours truly reclining in a brilliant white house overlooking the Aegean.
Ah yes, it will be mine.