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NZ humiliate England
« on: February 20, 2015, 04:21:31 AM »
For those of you who do not follow cricket, this is really really bad...

"England suffered a humiliating eight-wicket thrashing by New Zealand as Tim Southee became only the fourth man to take seven wickets in a World Cup match.

Southee's 7-33 saw England blown away for 123, the last seven wickets falling for 19 runs.

Brendon McCullum then smashed an 18-ball half-century, the fastest in World Cup history, to propel New Zealand to their target in just 12.2 overs.

That equalled the shortest ODI chase against England, in a match that lasted just 45.4 overs in total.

Only when McCullum was bowled by Chris Woakes for a 25-ball 77 did England avoid the ignominy of being beaten before the scheduled tea interval."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/cricket/31546429

As one blogger put it:
"Look on the bright side - we have not peaked too early."



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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2015, 04:40:36 AM »
They were following this live at work - the Pommy cricket fan behind me, resplendent in his England football strip for casual Friday, was being mocked mercilessly and relentlessly by our local tame kiwis. It was at its worst after McCullum's half-century, four sixes off consecutive balls. Twenty-bloody-nine off the over.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2015, 10:51:24 AM »
Feel like I need a degree in something to decipher what was just posted......guess I need to do a bit of research. :D
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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2015, 12:16:30 PM »
My wife is Indian.  I know that India beat Pakistan a few days ago.  :P
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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2015, 12:37:50 PM »
8 Wicket thrashing? Poor Ewoks.
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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2015, 12:45:40 PM »
HARRY POTTER HAS CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH! GRIFFINDOR WINS!
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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2015, 12:57:53 PM »
I think I might take the flag down for a while...

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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2015, 03:25:48 PM »
It is good to NZ cricket finally doing it again...it has been 15 years of this for us ... This season we have managed to muster a good team.... However for England this really does have to hurt....   and Piers Morgan ...what a dick.....you guys should give him to ....well you know who( don't want to get banned)..although they won't want him either....

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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2015, 03:27:40 PM »
HARRY POTTER HAS CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH! GRIFFINDOR WINS!

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Re: NZ humiliate England
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2015, 03:44:17 PM »
Swoop, help a guy out will ya, what does all that mean?  The numbers and the terms are outside of my tiny realm of knowledge.  Thanks.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »
Every fella on both teams has to have a go at batting, no choice.  Once every player of one side has had his turn batting it's the other sides turn......in this case NZ had beaten the English score with 8 players still to take a turn.  ie, beaten by 8 wickets, which is a lot.

A 'wicket' is the arrangement of wooden things the bowler (pitcher) aims at, you hit the wicket with the ball and the player 'at bat' is out.  Slang usage has made 'taking a wicket' mean 'got a player out' over the years.
An 'over' is a set of....pitches.  Every 6 pitches the bowler has to change to another player, a set of 6 pitches is called an 'over'.  Except a pitch is called a 'delivery' and has to bounce once before reaching the crease.  The 'crease' is like.....the batters area, like the goalies area in soccer, special rules about ball handling are in force when the batsman is behind the crease.  From here on it gets a bit mystical, some teams use the bats blood and frog spawn rule.

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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2015, 04:06:54 PM »
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A 'wicket' is the arrangement of wooden things the bowler (pitcher) aims at, you hit the wicket with the ball and the player 'at bat' is out.  ...

Cricket is sometimes explained as trying to knock over three wooden sticks with a ball while defending with another stick.
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2015, 04:14:53 PM »
My wife is Indian.  I know that India beat Pakistan a few days ago.  :P

India is in Pool B

England is in Pool A

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