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Offline Skyyr

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2015, 07:21:59 PM »
Youth by definition have short attention spans, no experience, and don't consider much beyond it feels good right now.

What the? Do you even understand what the phrase "by definition" means? There is literally nothing about the word "youth" that includes short attention spans or what is considered by them.
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Offline Canspec

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2015, 07:32:32 PM »
I was puzzled by that one too.....it sounds like the kind of phrase and old person would use..... :old:
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2015, 10:01:56 PM »
I was puzzled by that one too.....it sounds like the kind of phrase and old person would use.....

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 10:29:17 PM »
When I was young, the Dead Sea was just sick :old:

man you're old remember the 2 things about getting old.  the joke is "when I was young the dead sea was healthy".


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Offline Canspec

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2015, 12:56:25 AM »
Enlighten me; what should be the cutoff age for quitting AH ?


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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2015, 01:46:39 AM »
This game has to many old f@rts and retired people in it. They never change their ways and are not open to new ideas. Their reflexes are to slow to be any good in the game so they should all quit and leave it to the younger generation to make the game better....... :old:

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2015, 11:22:36 AM »
Hey, you kids!  Get off my lawn!

I was gonna post the same reply that Brooke did.  Maybe I *AM* and old F@RT!    :old:
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2015, 12:18:01 PM »
I was gonna post the same reply that Brooke did.  Maybe I *AM* and old F@RT!    :old:

Anyone that uses the term old f@rt is and old f@rt...... :noid
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Offline Arlo

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2015, 12:23:09 PM »
As long as you haven't 'progressed' to 'old poop your depends' then it's all still good.

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2015, 01:12:06 PM »
As long as you haven't 'progressed' to 'old poop your depends' then it's all still good.
How about old 'shart'?  :lol
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2015, 01:40:41 PM »
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Offline mikev

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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2015, 01:45:55 PM »
lol have to like this thread . you cant blame us old f@rts we grew up watching tv shows like Combat  ,12 Oclock High , Rat Patrol ,McHale's Navy ,Hogan's Heroes etc . and thats not to mention the 1000 war movies about WW2 that probably inspired the creation of this game to begin with. :old:
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2015, 01:52:47 PM »
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2015, 02:04:33 PM »
Hi ya mikey!! Hey mikey likes it!  Lol flash back cereal commercial :bhead
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Re: Old F@RTS
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2015, 02:19:20 PM »
Hi ya mikey!! Hey mikey likes it!  Lol flash back cereal commercial :bhead
you have no idea how many times i had to live that life cereal commercial joke  hehehehehehe
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