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Offline jimbo71

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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2015, 10:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Widewing on August 08, 2015, 09:03:21 PM
Far more gentle than when I grew up...

I recall my mother using something like this....

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My cousin was getting a whooping with one of these.  My aunt had chased him down and got 2 licks on his rear when the spoon broke in half.  With teary eyes he looked over his shoulder and saw the broken spoon and said "I guess they just don't make 'em like they used to".

My aunt couldn't stop laughing.  That day my cousin beat the system lol
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2015, 10:35:25 AM »
That's... chloroform?!   :rofl  :aok

I ordered a pallet!  :old:
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2015, 10:54:48 AM »
Quote from: jimbo71 on August 09, 2015, 10:18:15 AM
My cousin was getting a whooping with one of these.  My aunt had chased him down and got 2 licks on his rear when the spoon broke in half.  With teary eyes he looked over his shoulder and saw the broken spoon and said "I guess they just don't make 'em like they used to".

My aunt couldn't stop laughing.  That day my cousin beat the system lol

Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2015, 11:07:35 AM »
Quote from: Widewing on August 09, 2015, 10:54:48 AM
Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

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@ $1.81 per beat down my mother would have considered that economically viable.  I used to get a switch from a huge boxwood we had.  She didnt even have to get off the front porch to retrieve one of the WMD's

Ahhh good times  :O
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2015, 11:27:24 AM »
Thanks to Nap Time, I stumbled into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2015, 02:18:58 PM »
Quote from: Widewing on August 08, 2015, 09:03:21 PM
Far more gentle than when I grew up...

I recall my mother using something like this....

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yep the wooden spoon


also the falcon punch in the video
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2015, 06:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Swoop on August 09, 2015, 06:27:43 AM
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2015, 07:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Swoop on August 09, 2015, 06:27:43 AM
Oh that is getting forwarded to every poor sap I know with kids.   

HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!

we should send it to hitech to coad it into the game to get rid of all pests in the
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2015, 07:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Swoop on August 09, 2015, 06:27:43 AM
Oh that is getting forwarded to every poor sap I know with kids.   

HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!
Poor sap comes with many memories, prospective grand children, children who will look after aging parents.

Just saying...paying up front typically reaps rewards later on in life.

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Offline Oldman731

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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2015, 09:29:32 PM »
Widely forwarded.  Thanks.

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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2015, 09:38:22 PM »
Li'l bit heavy on the wft - stomach punch especially, and the baby in the shoebox.

Maybe I'm just too old for my own good.
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2015, 10:27:07 PM »
Quote from: SysError on August 08, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
I don't know.  Punching a pregnant woman in the stomach?  A little too far for me, even if it is not graphic.


P.S.  BTW: some of the other stuff is funny.  In fact it seems too real.
geez :rolleyes:
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2015, 05:38:57 AM »
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2015, 05:52:48 AM »
hah! that was classic
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Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2015, 06:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Widewing on August 09, 2015, 10:54:48 AM
Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

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Mine was a ninja with a Woolworths wooden yardstick  :D
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