3. Was out with my girl at a dance club with some friends of mine. So we shaking and grooving when we hear a girl tell a guy to stop grabbing her. Didn't really think to much on it since its a dance floor and accidents happen. Well then she tells the dude again and asks him to leave her alone. My girl walks over to her and confronts the guy. He starts going off on her telling her to basically mind her business. I hang back Just watching and letting her handle it. She might be 90 lbs soaking wet but she alittle firecracker. Well then the dude made a mistake of grabbing her on her arm to move her to the side. She looks at me and basically gives me the ok to step in. I get in between them and tell him not to touch for any reason. He starts cussing and pointing his finger at me but I just stand there. Now I'm 6 ft 275 so I don't get intimidated easily. I told him just to go then he made another mistake. You see the start of a boxing match on TV when they go forehead to forehead. Well that's what happened. I back away one step he just takes a wild swing and hits me in the collar bone. I swing back and got him right in the left side of his face and he drops. Well then I get hit in the back of the head and not gonna lie it hurt. Didn't notice his buddy. So I turn and get hit in the eye. Well by now my buddies noticed so they come storming in along with security and big fight ensues.
Black eye,headache from hell, welt on collar bone.
2 . At a club on a date with girl in above story (2nd date). I'm alittle tipsy and I'm trying to Bob and weave my way to bathroom. Now like I sd I'm bigger so its kinda hard to move around in a club especially when you drink and not bump into someone. Well on the way bump into guy by bathroom door. Didn't think nothing of it at first. Come out and 2 guys are standing there. The guy I bumped into steps infront of me saying I disrespected him (little chollo wanna be if you from westcoast should know what I mean) I say I'm sorry and offer to by them a beer and tell them I'm on a date and didn't want any trouble. Well they didn't like that and decided to put there finger on my forehead and slightly push. I step back a couple of feet and they move close again. Well the guys buddy decided to grab my shirt and starts talking trash. By now I knowy we gonna fight and really nothing I can do. So I swing and hit the dude grabbing my shirt. Instantly knock him out. I'm talking snoring out. The original guy hits me in the nose and busted it open. I hit him think in stomach and he hits me in the eye. I grab him and basically bodyslammed him into the wall behind me and we both end on the ground. I end up on top and just start swinging. I'm way bigger than the dude so he isn't gonna push me off. Well then I fell a hand on my shoulder and thinking a third dude whip around ready again. But it was my date just standing there saying lets go. We go to her place and she cleans me up and takes care of me rest of the night.
Blackeye,busted nose, bloody knuckles. Busted brand new shirt that I just got for that night. And new girlfriend.
1. Out with friends at a bar. Me and my bestfriends girl go outside to smoke. Now she is hot. She looks like the girl from the movie girl next door but shorter. She was wearing alittle skimpy dress cause she likes the attention. Se we bs'ng when a guy walks up and starts talking to her. She tells him she's taken and the guy leaves. About ten min later he comes back with a drink. She declines and he asks why. She tells him she wont take drinks from someone she dsnt know and isn't at the bar to get it if someone buys a drink. She just protects herself. It took months for me to get her a beer without her being there Just to give you an idea. Well he starts saying what you think I spiked your drink yada yada yada. I ask him to just go and he gets into my face. We jaber jaw for awhile then he swings and misses horribly . So bad it looked like we were hugging how wild the swing was. We both go down to the ground and rolling around then I literally get thrown back. U look up and see the biggest security guard I have seen. We get 86d out of the bar for a year.
Just a dirty shirt and some ground rash.
Bestfriends girl is Ashley
My girls name was Jennifer. Unfortunately we are no longer together. She finished college and got a job offer in Germany and I encouraged her to take. Still talk 1-2 a year and She is now married.
I was 22-25 for those am now 32 so still a young'en and probably get a few more in before I retire from night life.
After read reading it man girls get me into trouble and from some of the other stories they get you guys into trouble also
