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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2015, 08:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Ripsnort on September 24, 2015, 06:59:56 PM
   
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2015, 08:57:38 PM »
You never truly own anything, it's more of a lease.
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Offline JimmyD3

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2015, 09:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Zoney on September 23, 2015, 05:07:26 PM
Maybe so, but we love you more because of it.

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Say it again Brother! :rock

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2015, 09:36:57 PM »
Quote from: HL117 on September 24, 2015, 08:57:38 PM
You never truly own anything, it's more of a lease.
This is not true.

I have an organ donor card that says "Every organ except one. You figure out which one I'm taking with me to the grave"
I earned that organ, it's got a lot of mileage, and lots of notches on the bedpost.
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2015, 10:29:39 PM »
When I was younger I did not know that the coriolis effect had no influence on the rotational direction of the vortexes of domestic drains. But now I know. The magic is gone.
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2015, 12:32:17 AM »
Quote from: FLOOB on September 24, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
When I was younger I did not know that the coriolis effect had no influence on the rotational direction of the vortexes of domestic drains. But now I know. The magic is gone.

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Offline branch37

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2015, 10:42:13 AM »
That a late tool hitting the chuck at 2000 RPM makes the closest sound to a mini gun that I ever want to hear in person.


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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2015, 10:54:10 AM »
And Murphy's law should be multiplied by a factor of 50 when dealing with roughnecks.


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Offline JimmyD3

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2015, 11:09:58 AM »
Quote from: branch37 on September 25, 2015, 10:54:10 AM
And Murphy's law should be multiplied by a factor of 50 when dealing with roughnecks.


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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2015, 11:12:02 AM »
1.  Nothing ever works. 
2.  When it works, it's waiting not to work.
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Offline ghi

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2015, 05:02:52 PM »
When i was kid I believed americans walked on the Moon.:uhoh :bolt:
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Offline MrKrabs

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2015, 05:36:45 PM »
I now know why the adults laughed their butts off when I proud to say I had crabs...
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Offline NatCigg

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2015, 09:53:14 PM »
The world is yours  :banana:
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2015, 07:55:59 AM »
That buckethead has acquired Hendrix's soul................and if you ever find a woman who will dance to something like this, she's a keeper.

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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2015, 01:58:19 PM »
Having flown f-16s for the FBI during operation Breaking Wind in the 90s I have learned that not everything parents tell you is wrong.  :old:
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