The Bald and Beautyfools is nursery rhymes compared to FB...
Sounds like a real soap opera. Back in the day, it was The Young and the Breastless, Ryan's Mope, and Ball my Children. Nowadays, that stuff is just real life, I guess.
My only regret: not enough drunken vomiting for effect. Just not enough... I mean, sure, there was some of that and much of it was pretty good; Dave cutting loose after 8x8's of Lowenbrau shorties at the Bear-Jets game (the crowd went wild when they saw it, and the stream was EPIC). Me hanging my head out the window on the freeway, all to the squealing delight of the other roadgoers who got to see the resulting 80 mph puke streamer that quickly formed a racing stripe down the side of the car, my vengeance vomit on the stern of TeVega for the appreciative crowd in Fontvielle harbor, practically (a little south, if you're familiar) right in front of the damn Lowes Monte, meow, meow, fuhgodsake (no lie)... But, it's like they say. You sit thinking of those things you did and shouldn't have and you're grinning like an outhouse rat. You sit thinking of the things you DIDN'T do and you're frowning.