Damnit I’ve had enough.
There are wayyyy tooo many bugs in the latest release and I DEMAND these are fixed – as follows:
1) Everyones plane is overmodelled, mine is undermodelled. Please amend code so that when I log on everyone elses planes performance drops by 20% and mine increases by 20%.
2) My guns are undermodelled. Please amend code, preferably modelling the BFG from Quake II to my 190, all other planes should be armed with Ginsu knives.
3) For some obscure reason AH runs slow on my Pentium 66. After seeing the screenshots I think I have been mislead. Please send a Pentium 1Gigahertz, 133Mhz FSB, 512Mb RAM, Geforce 2GTS and I will withdraw my law suit.
4) The game seems laggy. Please fix the internet.
5) The ground is modelled wrong. Please enable a function key so that I can turn the ground off at will.
6) I can’t run 3200 x 2400 resolution on my monitor. Once again this is misleading, please forward a 50” Plasma Screen as soon as possible, and once again I will withdraw my complaint.
7) My Amiga joysticks don’t work with AH for some obscure compatibility issue. This compatibility issue was never noted in the signup. Please forward a CH Fighterstick, Throttle Pro, and Pro Pedals (preferably USB versions).
8) Whenever I fly it seems everyone else has beer and I don’t. These once again seems an unfair advantage. Please forward lots of beer.
9) I think for the amount of testing I have put in to discover these obvious flaws you owe me some Pizza.
