As we start this new year, I would like to propose we all resolve to come in with a new attitude.
Fine. New attitude. Welcoming attitude. Friendly, helpful attitude.
Do you know, you people are all weasels, cowards and low-lives, not worthy to lick the spit from the boot of a real hero like Jaeger1 or Fork or Shuffler. Honestly, in days gone by we had men here, real men. The chickens knew it, too.
But OK. I can be nice, and kind and friendly. It makes my intestines produce gas, but I can deal with that. I'll hold it in, all in the spirit of advancing the game. Fine. I can do that.
Hey! My name is Oldman! How do you feel about that? Would you like a blanket, or maybe a pillow...?
- oldman