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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2016, 12:52:25 AM »
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2016, 01:03:40 AM »
I am Chinese!
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2016, 11:19:45 PM »
You are Japanese.
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2016, 12:32:20 AM »
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2016, 03:47:43 PM »
I want some egg foo young.
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2016, 04:35:32 PM »
Flied Lice  :)
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2016, 12:39:02 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM
Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?

And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?

I ran this through Google translate and my browser crashed
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2016, 02:59:54 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline PJ_Godzilla

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2016, 03:06:45 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM
Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?

And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?

Zack, I'm more concerned, given that fascism is forever descending on America but mostly lands in Europe, that there might instead be a fascist plot to violate your personal colonic space. Beware of cack-booted thugs claiming they want to orbit Uranus. They might be Narzzies intent on a bit of backdoor revenge for your unashamed Englishness. Watch out for Frenchies in Berets too. You know that the Frenchman Jacques off as much as the American Yanks. They might have Socialist tendencies and a mean desire to replow the fields of Agincourt, if you follow. They've never forgiven your use of the Longbow is all I'm saying..
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2016, 03:39:20 PM »
If you can't speak English your not worth listening to :old:
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Offline NatCigg

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2016, 03:59:20 PM »
i chinese woman called me with a american phone number today.  she hung up after i said "i speak english?"
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2016, 04:11:14 PM »
China has like 100 million english speakers. India has even more.
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2016, 04:21:08 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on April 04, 2016, 03:39:20 PM
If you can't speak English your not worth listening to :old:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381257/The-picture-sums-Manchester-New-Year-s-Eve.html
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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2016, 06:26:03 PM »
Ah, the night life . . .

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Its spelled you're you drunken manc!

Or even "It's spelled 'you're,' you drunken manc!"

What's a "manc"?  Is it like a fetler?  Or is it like a tosser?
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Chinese food
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2016, 12:29:02 AM »
Someone from Manchester

That photograph is what it is like on a Saturday night

In Wigan it's like that on a Sunday afternoon :old:

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