Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ?
What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?
And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?
Zack, I'm more concerned, given that fascism is forever descending on America but mostly lands in Europe, that there might instead be a fascist plot to violate your personal colonic space. Beware of cack-booted thugs claiming they want to orbit Uranus. They might be Narzzies intent on a bit of backdoor revenge for your unashamed Englishness. Watch out for Frenchies in Berets too. You know that the Frenchman Jacques off as much as the American Yanks. They might have Socialist tendencies and a mean desire to replow the fields of Agincourt, if you follow. They've never forgiven your use of the Longbow is all I'm saying..