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Offline zack1234

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Passport
« on: May 05, 2016, 03:16:10 PM »
Apparently you need a bio metric passport to now enter the US :old:

Who knew about this?
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Offline Mickey1992

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Re: Passport
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2016, 10:27:01 AM »
I didn't.  My old paper passport expires in 2017.  Does that mean if I leave the US they won't let me back in?  That might be a blessing.   :aok
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Re: Passport
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2016, 10:32:34 AM »
The US is the place to be for the next 50 years :old:
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Re: Passport
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2016, 04:10:08 PM »
Just walk in over the southern border.
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Re: Passport
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2016, 08:30:02 PM »
or try the Windsor trampoline.  Just past the casino it launches you back to Detroit with cigarettes with lung cancer photos, whiskey with maple leaves on it, and a pocket full of change.
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Re: Passport
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2016, 11:27:31 PM »
With no maple syrup? Outrage!
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Re: Passport
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2016, 07:23:01 AM »
CLAIM: People traveling to the United States under the Visa Waiver Program could be turned away due to new requirements involving biometric passports, or ePassports.

WHAT'S TRUE: The United States requires travelers entering the United States under the Visa Waiver Program have e-Passports (biometric passports) if their passport was issued on or after October 26, 2006; as the last non-ePassports were issued in 2007, a number of travelers could be denied entry to the United States; at some point in 2017, only ePassports will be valid due to a requirement that passports be renewed every 10 years.

WHAT'S FALSE: Many passport holders weren't affected by the 1 April 2016 enforcement change, as their passports already had the requisite chip.

http://www.snopes.com/biometric-passports/
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Re: Passport
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2016, 11:43:20 AM »
What is your job!
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Passport
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2016, 12:17:15 PM »
You guys what Zach is trying to say is that he can't get a passport.
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Re: Passport
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2016, 02:37:17 PM »
zack is under curfew and is only allowed out to "exercise"  :neener:

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Offline zack1234

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Re: Passport
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2016, 02:41:08 PM »
Dolby is Welsh
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Passport
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2016, 02:55:06 PM »
Dolby aren't you the one on parole?

Zack is not allowed in the states because he always brings his dick.

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Re: Passport
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2016, 03:13:50 PM »
He brings British slang and mannerisms which are scary
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Re: Passport
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2016, 05:48:13 PM »
Somebody said "Passport"?




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Re: Passport
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2016, 06:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on May 06, 2016, 11:27:31 PM
With no maple syrup? Outrage!

Agreed!  :old:
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