1) Because I rarely get to fight B Pony drivers.
Now I remember you!!!
I have to say, your version of the events is
creative.
I also remember almost exactly the same situation occurring when I was Fate. In both instances, I gave up alt & e partly purposefully. Partly out of desperation to get you to crawl your cowardly behind out of your ack, and partly to help even the odds a bit in the hope you'd fight. In both cases you refused to fight, hugging your ack like a long lost lover. In both cases you bragged about 'winning' when in fact it was your base ack - and ack alone - that hit me. In both cases you swore up & down to the contrary. The only reason I remember you now is because you went on a tirade on 200 trying to impress everyone with your 'mad skillz' while claiming victory... just like you're doing now.
It's not every day you meet a pathological liar, though I have met a handful over the course of my life, and you fit the mold perfectly. Why someone would expend so much energy making up crap about a video game is beyond me. Maybe that's your way of coping with the stress of pulling down 15K / month
Anyone who's actually fought me or fought with me knows you're full of it. I routinely salute - in sincere appreciation - those who better me in this game. Those who best me are my teachers. Those who best me on a regular basis are - by & large - my friends here (except Dolby. He's just mean
). You, sir (if you can call a 12-year-old sir), are neither. So go ahead & spend the next 2 pages making more stuff up. You have absolutely no idea how transparent your fabrications are.
Why am I not surprised you two are buddies? Tumor simulates WWII combat by targeting AFK pilots while you simulate the war effort with your own homegrown propaganda campaign
. Maybe you'll get lucky in AH3... They might add pamphlets to the payload options. That way you could carpet the entire knit kingdom with fliers that say "I shot down Fishbait".
Good luck in life, kid. You're going to need it.