We are having engraved invitations made up for those lucky enough to consider spending 12 hours with the 33rd Fighter Group on 'THE' day.
We will also offer the Queen's shilling, some Lira, Marks, Francs, Wintery Mint vape fluid, and a comfy cushion to sit on.
Some of the lucky 8 might also be Arabian Knights, so we'll have to lay out great lashings of Maker's Mark, a mountain of baked beans, cheezy poofs, and a fine creamy brown ale for the last hour.
Recruiting begins today.