I have one blue eye and one brown
Statistically, 100% of people who drink water die.
I drink mouse juice
It's also statistically true that people with brown eye are more likely to develop cancer.But they're unrelated. It's simply that there are more brown eyed people, especially in areas where healthcare is less developed. Hence more cancer, and a bit of statistical overlap.Statistically, people of African descent are more likely to attacked by lions. But also more likely to kill wildebeest. Which themselves are statistically more likely to kill lions than are humans of African descent. Its a cosmic game of statistics rock paper scissors!Statistically, 100% of people who drink water die.Lets try not to be dumber than we can help. The arm of coincidence is astoundingly long, and most of you are likely far worse at statistical analysis than you would believe.