If we're gonna start talking REAL food....BBQ. Specifically KC BBQ.
My "top 10" in no particular order:
Q39, kinda new on the scene, proclaims "competition BBQ". They have done some winning and charge accordingly. But it's good.
KC Joe's, formerly Oklahoma Joe's, at the original location on 47th, great ribs and sandwiches.
Danny Edwards down on Southwest Blvd.
Smoking Guns in NKC by the old airport. Excellent burnt ends, simply excellent.
Jack's Stack, only the Martin City location. Throw a dart at the menu, it's ALL good.
Gates, only the one at Brush Creek. You'll be greeted: "Welcome to Gates, Hi, may I help you!" Pretty good stuff overall.
Arthur Bryants, 18th and Brooklyn...the place that started it all. Not my fave but many just love it.
Zarda, any location. Sets the standard for good, decent Q at a fair price. Their Signature stuff is more $ but top shelf Q.
Two I have not been to but am going soon;
SLAPS (Squeal Like A Pig), final round of the 5th season of BBQ Pitmasters took a photo finish 2nd place. Still competing. KCK on Central.
Plowboys, another winning competition team that opened a joint. Good reputation, a lot of KC sports figures endorse it. On Main in the Crossroads district.