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Offline JimmyC

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SPITFIRES
« on: August 25, 2017, 10:41:19 AM »
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Fear the Spitfire



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Offline Krusty

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2017, 11:48:39 AM »
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but... but whatta bout the "other" planes?  :uhoh


What about the... (*whispers*) Macchis?

Offline Chris79

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2017, 11:50:43 AM »
Why in the bloody hell would anyone want to fly a spitfire? :rolleyes:


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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2017, 11:55:05 AM »
As Adolf Galland said-I squadron of SCHHHHPITFIRES!
23 Years MO Air Guard.  C-130s.  5 Years USMC Aviation. "Sir! I flunked Flank School!"

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2017, 11:58:30 AM »
Adolph Galland was a noob


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Offline Zoney

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2017, 12:00:42 PM »
Luftwaffe Uber Alles
Wag more, bark less.

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2017, 12:01:51 PM »
The spitfire much like the Zeke is a bottom feeder. It can rarely dictate the terms of engagement but only capitalize on another pilots poor situation. The only spit worth a Crap is the 14.


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Offline Chris79

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2017, 12:04:15 PM »
Think of a real and internet catfish, couple that with a internet troll, and you have a spitfire  :salute


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Offline Krusty

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2017, 01:23:12 PM »
The spitfire is a lethal and pretty plane.

Never disrespect the pretty spitfires!  :old:

They are quite fun to fly, you can't deny.

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2017, 01:40:27 PM »
The spitfire is a lethal and pretty plane.

Never disrespect the pretty spitfires!  :old:

They are quite fun to fly, you can't deny.

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would fly them off a boat!
And I would fly them with a goat.
And I will fly them in the rain.
And in the dark. And over a train.
And over a tank. And over a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will fly them to and from.
And I will fly them in the sun.
And I will fly them up on high.
And I will fly them in the sky.
And I will fly them here and there.
Say! I will fly them anywhere!

« Last Edit: August 25, 2017, 01:48:08 PM by Mister Fork »
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Offline Zoney

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2017, 01:46:38 PM »
I like my 109 just fine.
I fly it with gondies
I fly it without
It is without a doubt
A great plane throughout

If I flew a Spitty
It would be a pitty
I'd have to give back my balls
Because everyone knows
Luftwaffe Uber Alles
Wag more, bark less.

Offline Krusty

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2017, 02:00:35 PM »
I rather prefer the RAF limerick better:

Willy's gone and made another
Something like it's older brother
Wingtips rounded, bigger spinner
Unbraced tailplane ends its figure
One-Oh-Nine F is its name
F for Futile, not for Fame.



Offline Zoney

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2017, 02:35:14 PM »
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wag more, bark less.

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2017, 02:40:09 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
109s are better

Wiley.
If you think you are having a 1v1 in the Main Arena, your SA has failed you.

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Offline Krusty

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Re: SPITFIRES
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2017, 02:40:45 PM »
Don't hate the messenger. The boys in the RAF penned that one in WW2.  :D