Author Topic: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style  (Read 961 times)

Offline Vraciu

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How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« on: September 20, 2018, 04:50:19 PM »
Boy does this bring back memories of Nigeria...

The post on the idiot hand-propping a Cirrus made me think of this--don't use it as an instructional guide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-_dsNTZch0

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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2018, 06:58:28 PM »
See Rule #4
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2018, 07:06:35 PM »
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2018, 08:30:24 PM »
Classic.

I posted about this 7 years ago. https://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,316774.msg4115870.html#msg4115870

Man, I can't believe I missed it.

I love how they use a saw to cut the cross bar on the truck to get the thing in.   So friggin' typical.  "T-I-A" is what we said.
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2018, 01:37:56 AM »
But at least they tried.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2018, 01:49:37 AM »
But at least they tried.

Good thing he didn’t try any harder or he’d be dead. 
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2018, 02:30:22 AM »
He's making progress.  This is the newest I was able to find.  Gotta give the guy credit, I admire his tenacity and hope he makes his dream come true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0uxc9uDNw

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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2018, 03:03:35 AM »
I feel sorry for the guy.   :embarrassed:

If he flew 2 weeks here in AH  he would have learned more about flight than working a year on his design.
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2018, 03:09:16 AM »
looks EXACTLY like the Plane(if the term is even applicable to our Frankenstein's Monster) my best friend and I made! Only ours was a 2 Engine model. Used Lawn Mower engines and Plywood for main fuselage .. and wings with wooden slats covered in tent material for the wings. Control surfaces...yup, cut from Street Signs(obtained covertly) and old License Plates. Dont judge...we went further than the Wright Brothers did!!! The maiden flight was canceled due to SEVERE WEATHER....aka the Lightning and Thunder emanating from the looks and yells of our parents :x They knew us well!!! Was one hell of a bon-fire :rofl We converted the Lawn Mower engines into Go Cart engines, so wasnt a TOTAL loss :devil The props we fashioned werent very well thought out..Talk about VIBRATION((also from Street signs) lol. We did however go all across an 200 yard field! Most of the Condemnation from parents was due to a MAJOR design flaw.....BRAKES :devil Trees WILL stop you...but may lead to Parental Heart attacks and or MAJOR "GROUNDING"  :rofl
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2018, 03:25:26 AM »
Good thing he didn’t try any harder or he’d be dead.

Lots died trying to get their heavier than craft into the air.

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« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 12:54:26 PM by Skuzzy »
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« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 12:54:44 PM by Skuzzy »
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Re: How Not To Build An Airplane - Africa-Style
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2018, 08:22:14 AM »
Lots died trying to get their heavier than craft into the air.

I’m sure they all feel much better about that.   

In this day and age there are no secrets and no need to kill yourself trying to blindly reinvent the wheel.   :old:
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2018, 08:22:59 AM »
I feel sorry for the guy.   :embarrassed:

If he flew 2 weeks here in AH  he would have learned more about flight than working a year on his design.

Bingo. 
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