I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies

[CptTrips]

Now, now, Brooke.

They're not sissies.  They're just.......European.



Watch out Beotches!  The Yanks are coming!

[Brooke]

Now is the time on Schprokets at which we dance!

[Morpheus]

Flying a 190 or a 109 always seemed too slow paced and boring of a life on line. I never could stand the boring as F BNZ chit. I mean paying for a GAME and doing nothing but the boring as hell BNZ seemed just like if masturbation with a handful of mud. If you like either you are just fluffied up!!!

[perdue3]

Well, we have 190Fs available as well. Rather than BnZ and dominating Spit 8s in your 109G-6, you can saddle up in an F8 and cheat death over and over again as waves of Spitfires and P-47s chase you around Italy.

Sign up today.

[CptTrips]

I mean paying for a GAME and doing nothing but the boring as hell BNZ seemed just like if masturbation with a handful of mud.

Careful.  IN Arkansas, throw in a jug of shine, and that's considered one Heck of a Saturday night.

 

[Shuffler]

wooooooo doggy

[snugar109]

A G6 will turn if ya treat her right

[bozon]

Flying a 190 or a 109 always seemed too slow paced and boring of a life on line. I never could stand the boring as F BNZ chit. I mean paying for a GAME and doing nothing but the boring as hell BNZ seemed just like if masturbation with a handful of mud. If you like either you are just fluffied up!!!

Maybe you Bore&Snooze in a 190F8.
I am going to throw that baby around and run circles around the silly spitfires!
With two engines and 4 cannons the 190F8 can’t lose!

[Brooke]

I flew 190A-5's in Enemy Coast Ahead.

We had many furballs and savaged the Spitfires.

B&Z . . . pffff.  Energy fighting all the way. 

Airspeed 190.  Clearing DrBone.  A perfect drag by the good doctor!


This is no B&Z.


Nor this.

[save]

The 190F8 only have 2 cannons, and 2*13mms, and instead it have extra armor just where you dont need it (underneath the front lower part of the plane).

If bufftough is not reduced, you need to put all your led into the tail of the B26, and the CoG will flip it over 

We have unconfimed reports from spies that a CV's outturns a 190F8 with ease.

Report from allied command suggest the 190F relies entirely on earth rotation for turning.

What it can do is out outdive anything at terminal speed, except another 190A/F, the problem is that it needs to get there before a pesky P47 catches it.

Maybe you Bore&Snooze in a 190F8.
I am going to throw that baby around and run circles around the silly spitfires!
With two engines and 4 cannons the 190F8 can’t lose!

[Shuffler]

Tell me about unloading.... I flew a spit 1 last scenario.

[FLOOB]

We’ll probably wipe all of your allied planes from the sky again like we did in Pantelones. You’re lucky we can’t shame you with 202s this time.

[bozon]

The 190F8 only have 2 cannons,...

WTF?! I also found out that it has only 1 engine   
No wonder the germans lost the war.

We can still beat any allied plane using our superior paint schemes! 

[TWCAxew]

If Luftwaffe pilots are sissy’s, why do Spits come in pink?

Sorry for the late awnser! But I know this one! It's nothing like we concede anything.. like Brooke said. On the contrary it's to strike FEAR into our Emmy's heart's!

PINK SPITFIRES FOR EVER!!

[Vraciu]

Sorry for the late awnser! But I know this one! It's nothing like we concede anything.. like Brooke said. On the contrary it's to strike FEAR into our Emmy's heart's!

PINK SPITFIRES FOR EVER!!

Actually, it’s meant as a distraction so you can shoot at them while they literally die laughing.