These idiots who want to call you and waste your time and money!

[Morpheus]

Erin you can take your recorded phone and stick it up your you know what and never unplug that phone before you commence the install into your Keister!!!

I don't hate or want you to die you idiots because My king Jesus does not accept hate in anyone's life but if you get electrocuted that's your problem isn't it

You can now return to your waste of life and growing that scum from your private region and never call me again!!!       
                                                        <S> Morph!

[pembquist]

This is Agent Johnson, there is a warrant for your IRS deficiency, sir you must call me to avoid arrest. This is the only chance you will have to avoid prosecution, you must call me today.

[CptTrips]

 

[Bizman]

Are you the person in charge of your company? Fine! Let's check that your company information is up to date so people can find your services without issues...

[Morpheus]

Are you the person in charge of your company? Fine! Let's check that your company information is up to date so people can find your services without issues...

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[MiloMorai]

This so and so from Microsoft and we have a detected a problem with your computer. We can fix this for you if you press Ctrl/Alt

[Vraciu]

Erin you can take your recorded phone and stick it up your you know what and never unplug that phone before you commence the install into your Keister!!!

I don't hate or want you to die you idiots because My king Jesus does not accept hate in anyone's life but if you get electrocuted that's your problem isn't it

You can now return to your waste of life and growing that scum from your private region and never call me again!!!       
                                                        <S> Morph!

Actually, God does hate.   He is even quoted as saying so.   

 

I love it when the Canadian pharmacy guy calls.  I have various challenges I attempt when he is on the phone.   

- One is how many times I can get him to repeat his name.   

- Another is how many members of his family I can claim his pills were helpful with.   

- I like to see how much time I can keep him on the phone before he realizes he’s not making a sale. 

- I also like to repeat everything he says and see how many times I pull that off before he hangs up.


Good fun. 

[SysError]

[Mongoose]

Actually, God does hate.   He is even quoted as saying so.   

Yes, but God hates things people do, not the people themselves.

[Ciaphas]

I didn't get a call from Laura about my auto warranty for about a week. I felt betrayed that she had moved on and started checking in in other people


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[Shuffler]

Hello... my name is John.

[guncrasher]

hey, I am pregnant, sorry me no speak inglish.



semp

[Bizman]

?

"Hello, I'm *** from [your location] phone book company. Let's check that your phone number and address etc. are still correct in our registry (information they've legally bought from the Commercial Register). You certainly want your customers find you, don't you?..." And if you confirm that information or even add some, you'll be billed for visibility on a service provider site no-one ever will use. And that's basically fully legal.

[Puma44]

This is Agent Johnson, there is a warrant for your IRS deficiency, sir you must call me to avoid arrest. This is the only chance you will have to avoid prosecution, you must call me today.

I had a similar call recently.  As he started his spiel, I asked for his badge number.......”click and a dial tone”.  How rude of him.

[100Coogn]

Erin you can take your recorded phone and stick it up your you know what and never unplug that phone before you commence the install into your Keister!!!

I don't hate or want you to die you idiots because My king Jesus does not accept hate in anyone's life but if you get electrocuted that's your problem isn't it

You can now return to your waste of life and growing that scum from your private region and never call me again!!!       
                                                        <S> Morph!

Getting kinda biblical for a forum that does not allow that, aren't you?

Coogan